The Motherfucking Pro Bowl (UPDATED)

Comrade PhysioProf is experiencing severe NFL season-ending withdrawal symptoms. Like many football junkies, I will watch the Pro Bowl. But it is not real football, and I’m not gonna really enjoy it. I’ll choke it down like a desperate alky rifling the medicine cabinet and chugging down a bottle of fucking Listerine.

UPDATE: Fuck me. This shit is fucking painful to watch. All the linemen’s uniforms are still completely pristine and shit. Ugh.

How Fucking Cool Is This Tune? (Updated)

UPDATE: Here’s a few questions for Comrade PhysioProf’s readers:

(1) What the fuck is up with the dude in the audience in the baseball jersey?

(2) Why did the cameraman/editor show the lead singer making fuck faces during the organ solo?

(3) Why did the cameraman/editor show the congas that no one is playing, and why is no one playing them? Is that symbolism?

Shut The Fuck Up You Hypocritical Assholes

If I have to listen to another flabby soft sanctimonious teevee douchescrote cluck at Michael Phelps for smoking a motherfucking bonghit, I’m gonna projectile vomit. What percent of those cockspankers do you think have sparked up? 90? 95?

And fuck Phelps, too, for rolling over and begging for forgiveness for his “bad judgment”. Sack the fuck up, you fucking greedy quisling! Sparking up some kind bud with your pals is *good* judgment, and you know it, asshole.

Our Beloved News Organizations

Amanda wonders why the mainstream news media are carrying sick-fuck right-wing water by “analyzing” the Daschle withdrawal as sounding the death-knell for universal health care in this country, just like they carry sick-fuck right-wing water ALLFUCKINGDAY EVERYFUCKINGDAY FOR EVERYFUCKINGTHING.

Why do the media propagate deranged right-wing memes? Our current crop of box-wine-chardonnay-swilling pig-sphincter-wienie-gobbling cocktail party “journalist” fuck-ups!?!?!? HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!! These motherfuckers have had their brains dissolved by years of bowing and scraping to the right wing and lovingly sucking every fucking right-wing cock they can find. After their complete abdication of every single professional responsibility they possessed over the last eight years, it is beyond me why anyone trusts these assholes to be capable of truthfully reporting anything more important than kindergarten performances of I’m A Little Motherfucking Teapot!