Comrade PhysioProf is experiencing severe NFL season-ending withdrawal symptoms. Like many football junkies, I will watch the Pro Bowl. But it is not real football, and I’m not gonna really enjoy it. I’ll choke it down like a desperate alky rifling the medicine cabinet and chugging down a bottle of fucking Listerine.
UPDATE: Fuck me. This shit is fucking painful to watch. All the linemen’s uniforms are still completely pristine and shit. Ugh.