Raiders beat the Bucs. Texans bear the Bears. That means the Eagles control their own destiny for the 6th seed in the NFC.
And it’s 27 – 3 Eagles over the Cowboys at halftime! OH, PLEEZ, OH, PLEEZ, OH, PLEEZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!!!11!!1!
UPDATE: Fumble forced by Dawkins! Return by Clemons! Massive stiff-arm to Choice! TOUCHDOWN!!!!!!!!!!!! w00t!!!!!
UPDATE II: Another fumble forced by Dawkins!!! TOUCHDOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! w00t!!!!!11!!!111!!!!
41 – 3! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
UPDATE III: Another Romo fumble! HAHAHAHAH! I hate the motherfucking Cowboys! HAHAHAHAHAH!

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scribbler50
December 28, 2008 at 7:24 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Congrats, Brother… you’re in!!! And it must be so much sweeter because you did it to the Cowboys.
Comrade PhysioProf
December 28, 2008 at 7:30 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Same to you, Scribs! Let’s hope we meet in the Super Bowl!!!
Bustednuckles
December 29, 2008 at 1:43 am (UTC -7) Link to this comment
The Raiders won one?????
THUD.
Isis the Scientist
December 29, 2008 at 2:39 am (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Congrats, PP! As an Eagles fan myself, next Sunday is going to be a rough day in the Isis house.
Candid Engineer
December 29, 2008 at 8:41 am (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Unlikely combo of events, eh? Maybe you had a shot or two of Jameson to celebrate.
Next week, however, I’m afraid you’re going down.
Comrade PhysioProf
December 29, 2008 at 8:49 am (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Going down? To the Vikings!? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Eagles would have easily won any division in the NFC other than the East. The rest of the NFC playoff teams aren’t even close to the Giants and Eagles.
The Improp
December 29, 2008 at 9:17 am (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Brian Dawkins is the scariest motherfucker in football.
Comrade PhysioProf
December 29, 2008 at 9:23 am (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Yeah, Dawkins is a monster. Jim Johnson is even scarier to offensive coordinators. The two times Dawkins forced fumbles, the offense never even tried to put a block on him. That’s all Johnson.
Nat
December 29, 2008 at 9:35 am (UTC -7) Link to this comment
I may not be a huge fan of the Birdies, but any team that sends [gwbush]“Amerka’s[/gwbush] Team” home for the rest of the winter is all right in my book. Even if they needed help to make it work out that way.
As for how they’ll do, it’s so hard to say. This team could stay hot and go deep into the playoffs, or could lay a stinker in Minn and go home next week.
juniorprof
December 29, 2008 at 10:07 am (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Damn Beagles
Delenn
January 2, 2009 at 11:20 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment
I am a life long ‘Boo-bird’ from the City of Brotherly Love…..dare I hope that this be the year the Eagles finally, finally, finally win a Superbowl? Geez, maybe I’ll even get that first NIH grant too! One can only hope, and try, try, and try again!
Nat
May 4, 2009 at 2:37 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Here’s hoping Ellis doesn’t get burned too often for you CPP. At least the pressure upfront might prevent him from being too easy to pick on.
(good riddance!)
Oh yeah, be sure to check out Peter King’s fellatio filled paean to the “Eagle Way“