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A judge in the state of Connecticut has just entered judgment for the same-sex couple plaintiffs in a lawsuit seeking the right to wed, based on the Connecticut Supreme Court ruling on Oct. 10 that same-sex couples have the constitutional right to wed rather than accept a civil union. Comrade PhysioProf has asserted that the state should not be entangling itself in wackaloon religious fuckwittery, but if it is going to, then it must do so equally in relation to all citizens.

Of course, not everyone is happy with this, including scuzbucket theocratic shitbag hatemonger Peter Wolfgang, executive director of deranged wackaloon fuckwit refuge “The Family Institute of Connecticut”:

“Unlike California, we did not have a remedy,” Wolfgang said. “It must be overturned with patience, determination and fortitude.”

Hey, Peter! How about you and your hateful asshole pals go fuck yourselves and leave normal decent Americans who prefer the 21st Century to the Bronze Age alone?

Andy Fucking Reid!!!!

Third and short, and then fourth and short, with the game on the line, and you call two motherfucking runs up the middle!?!?!?!?!? You don’t put the ball in the hands of the best motherfucking athlete on your motherfucking team, Donovan McNabb!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? Like, maybe, a motherfucking option play!!?!?!?!?!?!?

AAIIIIIIIEIEIEIEEIEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why am I saying this AGAIN!!!!1!?!?!?!?!?

Marriage Equality

These recently passed propositions that deny marriage equality as a civil right are based solely in religiously motivated hatred, plain and simple. The solution to all of this is to get the state out of the “marriage” business completely, and give absolutely no legal weight whatsoever to religious mumbo-jumbo ceremonies.

In this legal regime, any two people who desire the traditional legal appurtenances of “marriage” need to go to City Hall (or whatever registry office) and execute a legal document that creates the legal relationship. And we can make up a cool-sounding legalistic name for it. I propose humpterdy: “YAY! We just got humptered! Let’s partay!!!”

This way, religious fuckwits can keep their “marriage” to themselves–just as they do “baptism”, “bar mitzvah”, etc–and the state can continue furthering its legitimate interest in encouraging the formation of families headed by two people, but without entangling the apparatus of the state in wackaloon religious fuckwittery.

Open Letter To Rahm Emanuel

Dear Chief of Staff Emanuel:

I hereby urge you to appoint Maureen Dowd as ambassador to some shitty irrelevant little country that has to do whatever the fuck the United States wants it to. Her outstanding qualifications are demonstrated by the following excerpt from her most recent column for the New York Times:

How could the White House be classy when the Clintons were turning it into Motel 1600 for fund-raising, when Bill Clinton was using it for trysts with an intern and when he plunked a seven-seat hot tub with two Moto-Massager jets on the lawn?

How could the White House be inspiring when W. and Cheney were inside making torture and domestic spying legal, fooling Americans by cooking up warped evidence for war and scheming how to further enrich their buddies in the oil and gas industry?

As you can see, Ms. Dowd has an exquisitely finely tuned sense of ethical discernment, considering morally equivalent political fund-raising, adultery, and hot-tubbing–on the one hand–with torture, domestic spying, waging war on false pretenses, and destroying the entire economy–on the other. She would do a fine job representing the United States’ interests as ambassador to some shitty irrelevant country.

Very truly yours,

Comrade PhysioProf

P.S. Just between you and me, Rahm, we need to get rid of this motherfucking blight. Sending her off as ambassador to some shitty little country would be a gift to the citizens of the United States.

The Hypocritical Republican Scuzbucket Shitstorm Begins

Despicable right-wing slimeball House Republican leader John Boehner:

Rahm Emanuel “is an ironic choice for a president-elect who has promised to change Washington, make politics more civil, and govern from the center.”

Hypocritical bullshit like this is “ironic” coming from the House leader of the deranged political party that wrote the book on incivil politics and governing from the most extremist wing. What a motherfucking scumbag Boehner and his asshole buddies in the GOP are. Those douchecornets deserve to end up like the motherfucking Whigs.

Phew!

It is a very good thing that the Republican Party has been soundly defeated in the Presidential election yesterday. The main thing is that we now will have someone occupying the White House who is not a batshit deranged asshole with his lips around the cock of the America-hating far-right-wing fringe.

However, don’t get the crazy idea that Obama is some kind of real progressive liberal. Look who he chose as his Chief of Staff: Rahm Motherfucking Emanuel. Obama is definitely beholden to some unsavory societal interests, but at least not the racist theocratic misogynistic scuzbuckets that constitute the base of the Republican Party.

Recipe War: First Dessert Course (Non-Chocolate)

This week Dr. Isis the Scientit and Comrade PhysioProf are battling it out with non-chocolate dessert recipes. Just a reminder that this battle is just for honor, as Dr. Isis the Scientit has already clinched victory in the recipe war!!! Comrade PhysioProf’s non-chocolate dessert is Bishop’s Bread Coffee Cake, made using a recipe handed down by PhysioWife’s maternal grandmother.

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Welcome New Blog, Behind The Stick

There’s a new blog in town, Behind The Stick, written by Scribbler50, a bartender/writer who pours a generous Jameson and wields a sharp pen. Here is a snippet of his inaugural post:

He’s a first class handjob and a guy who’ll surely be “cut off” within the hour. It’s in his DNA and if it was 1958 HE’D BE WEARING A FEZ.

Scribbler50 is a great motherfucking writer and also a first-class mensch, so go check his shit out!

DoucheMonkey Has A Question

Comrade PhysioProf’s friend and colleague DoucheMonkey has a question about why the Republican Party glorifies dumbfuck ignorance, and vilifies knowledge:

The press used to make fun of Clinton for his fondness for policy wankery wonkery. I never understood this. I wanted the President to know stuff. I still do.

How on earth did this ever become a partisan divide?

DoucheMonkey, my friend and colleague, Comrade PhysioProf has the answer: It became a partisan divide when the Republican Party made the explicit decision in the 1960s to rebuild their party on the electoral foundation of 40 million moral and intellectual degenerates.