Monthly Archive: November 2008

Nov 27 2008

Happy Motherfucking Thanksgiving!

Happy Motherfucking Thankgiving to all friends, colleagues, and readers of Comrade PhysioProf! The United States of America has a history of horrific acts committed under the guise of freedom, and for the purpose of imperial expansion. At the same time that we give personal thanks for whatever good we each experience in our lives, we …

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Nov 23 2008

Bush Regime Continues To Trash The Fucking Joint

Remember that deranged right-wing lie that the outgoing Clinton administration destroyed White House computers–removing “W” keys from keyboards–glued drawers shut, and stole wall signs? Well, the outgoing Bush regime truly is trashing the joint on the way out. But they’re not engaged in petty vandalism. Rather, they are engaged in systematic destruction of the expert …

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Nov 21 2008

The Change We Need!!1!!1!ELEVENTY!11!!!11!!!

This Geithner dude who Obama supposedly picked to be his Treasury secretary: Geithner, 47, served as an undersecretary for international affairs under Summers, 53, and has been at the helm of the New York Fed since November 2003. Cool!! This asshole has never not been on the inside getting everything completely totally off-the-rails fucking wrong. …

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Nov 20 2008

US Senators Inspire Constituents In Bipartisan Show Of Collegiality

I just saw the video of the Senate floor standing-O sendoff of Ted Stevens, just convicted of seven felony corruption counts. Gaaah! It was a motherfucking contest–Repub and Dem–to see which Senator could slide his slimy tongue the furthest up Stevens’s convicted felon asshole. Even Harry Fucking Reid–Senate Majority Leader and top-ranking Democrat in the …

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Nov 20 2008

Pardoning Motherfucking Turkeys

Is it just me, or is it unimaginably depraved that sick-fuck grandstanding scuzbucket politicians “pardon” turkeys on teevee before Thanksgiving, while sending human beings to their deaths at the hands of the state (admittedly, after conviction for heinous crimes)?

Nov 20 2008

Suckers’ Rally Officially Over!

Nouriel Roubini with the straight shit on the economy: Now the latest brief bear market sucker’s rally has gone fully bust and conditions are getting again “fugly and fuglier” in the real economy – US and globally – and in financial markets, both equity and credit markets. Other shorter and shorter-lived bear market rallies may …

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Nov 16 2008

A Motherfucking Tie!?!?!?!?!?!?

The motherfucking 5-4 Eagles can’t do better than tie the 1-8 Bengals!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? AAAAAIIIIIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nov 16 2008


HAHAHAHAHAH! I love how he makes that old-style sneery punk-rock face at the very end after he crunches into the toast! (h/t Sadly, No!)

Nov 15 2008

Tagged By Another Motherfucking Meme!

JLK of Pieces of Me has tagged Comrade PhysioProf with a motherfucking meme: Five Things! In the spirit of comradely blogospheric unity, Comrade PhysioProf will play along! 5 Things I was Doing 10 years Ago: (1) Starting a post-doc. (2) Winning a bike race. (3) Disappointing my parents. (4) Watching my sister get married. (5) …

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Nov 12 2008

Single Malt…Double Asshole

The Scribbler ain’t happy with your sorry single-malt sipping ass: There’s yet another annoying snobbery afoot in that place I like to call bar-land, (there always is with these aging “yups”), and this one has to do with single malt scotch and the newly minted single malt connoisseur. * * * Hey, pal, five years …

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