Happy Motherfucking Thankgiving to all friends, colleagues, and readers of Comrade PhysioProf!
The United States of America has a history of horrific acts committed under the guise of freedom, and for the purpose of imperial expansion. At the same time that we give personal thanks for whatever good we each experience in our lives, we ought to vow to behave in the political and social realms in such a way that we increase as much as possible the likelihood that our nation will renounce this history and move in a different direction.
And to all you depraved right-wing assholes who don’t want to let go of your sick-fuck misogynist, racist, theocratic, and/or oligarchical fanatasies: Go Fuck Yourselves!!!
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bikemonkey
November 27, 2008 at 4:13 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Happy Thanksgiving to you too, you lovable wackaloon. Also to the no doubt long suffering PhysioWife and any assorted household pets that might be lying around licking themselves…
LostMarbles
November 27, 2008 at 5:33 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Wait, wasn’t Thanksgiving last month? Silly Americans.
Isis the Scientist
November 27, 2008 at 5:57 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Happy Thanksgiving, you wackaloon.
Bustednuckles
November 27, 2008 at 7:10 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Happy Thanksgiving to you my man.
Katie
November 27, 2008 at 8:29 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment
I hope the PhysioFamily had a lovely day.
George Smiley
November 27, 2008 at 9:26 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Thanksgiving Prayer (Wm. S. Burroughs)
Thanks for the wild turkey and
the passenger pigeons, destined
to be shit out through wholesome
American guts.
Thanks for a continent to despoil
and poison.
Thanks for Indians to provide a
modicum of challenge and
danger.
Thanks for vast herds of bison to
kill and skin leaving the
carcasses to rot.
Thanks for bounties on wolves
and coyotes.
Thanks for the American dream,
To vulgarize and to falsify until
the bare lies shine through.
Thanks for the KKK.
For nigger-killin’ lawmen,
feelin’ their notches.
For decent church-goin’ women,
with their mean, pinched, bitter,
evil faces.
Thanks for “Kill a Queer for
Christ” stickers.
Thanks for laboratory AIDS.
Thanks for Prohibition and the
war against drugs.
Thanks for a country where
nobody’s allowed to mind the
own business.
Thanks for a nation of finks.
Yes, thanks for all the
memories– all right let’s see
your arms!
You always were a headache and
you always were a bore.
Thanks for the last and greatest
betrayal of the last and greatest
of human dreams.
George Smiley
November 27, 2008 at 9:31 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment
It is too bad that Burroughs apparently thought HIV to be man-made. One might forgive his paranoia, however, by noting that in nearly all other respects the Man really was out to get him… and it’s a great fucking prayer.
Fixer
November 28, 2008 at 5:24 am (UTC -7) Link to this comment
And a Happy MoFo Turkey to you PP!
Anonymoustache
November 28, 2008 at 9:50 am (UTC -7) Link to this comment
A Happy Thanksgiving to you and yours, CPP.
scribbler50
November 28, 2008 at 1:45 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Yo, Prof… a Happy Thanksgiving to you too… and a mighty thanks as well for launching me into this strange world of blogosphere. And fitting to the occasion, old friend, bring your ass by the bar real soon for a Wild Turkey “101″ on me. Unlike your trusty Jameson, this shit’ll make you throw stones at holy pictures!
(Oh wait a minute, you probably already do that cold sober.)
Best,
Scribbler
Nat
November 28, 2008 at 2:23 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Hope you wrecked your liver yesterday with some motherfucking Jameson you crazy lovable loon!
Especially after the Eaglets unloaded on the Cards in the BirdBowl!
Happy Spirochete
November 28, 2008 at 10:55 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment
If they would fuck themselves, they’d probably be less problematic, but their too busy trying to GET OUT TEH GHEY!! while living in their little closets to focus on real problems. Bastards.
Physiogroupie IV
November 29, 2008 at 11:32 am (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Hope it was a good one. Pretty good over here.
***long weekend in progress***
Alicia Morgan
November 29, 2008 at 3:27 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Hey, PP! Hoping your T-Day was a good one – let’s get ready to double down and kick right-wing ass even harder than before! love ya – A
Abel Phuckwit
November 29, 2008 at 6:09 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Sorry that I missed this while offline but I truly appreciate your friendship and kindness, as well as your thoughtful and forceful promotion of the proper and scholarly interpretation of the US Constitution.
Over the past year or two I’ve realized that your expertise in science, politics, and the law is far too much fucking talent to be bestowed on one human being. Most recently, I’ve been treated to an education on presidential economical appointments that I have yet to find in the MSM. Hence, I hate you, you bastard. My wife also loves you, you flaming rectal distillate.
While I sincerely envy your unnnatural concentration of talent, I am thankful that you are not such a haughty motherfucker as to keep this shit to yourself. Writing this blog and your other efforts at DrugMonkey are a thankless timesink but I am, nonetheless, grateful that you are often too drunk to realize what a waste of time this is for you, but a tremendous gift to the rest of us who are infrequently sober.
A very happy Thanksgiving to you and the entire PhysioProf family, especially that of your better half. You’re a good man, but don’t let that get out.
Dr. Jekyll & Mrs. Hyde
November 30, 2008 at 12:00 am (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Without getting all mushy, one thing I’m thankful for this year is advice from the legions of blogging scientists, smart-ass and otherwise.
Candid Engineer
November 30, 2008 at 8:38 am (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Happy motherfucking Thanksgiving to you, too. As my father was carrying on about the Eagles, I thought of you too, knowing that there would be no Motherfucking Andy Reid post this week.
Marksman2000
November 30, 2008 at 3:56 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment
You have it all wrong.
It’s Thankstaking.
Muse142
December 1, 2008 at 1:31 am (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Happy Turkey Day to you as well!
Oh and also, TAG YOU’RE IT.
driftglass
December 1, 2008 at 3:00 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Happy happy
Joy joy
Gobble Gobble
And all the best from the castle :-)
Becca
December 2, 2008 at 6:05 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment
This year, I’m thankful that I finally tried motherfucking Jameson. I owe it all to you, CPP.