These motherfucking Republican douchemonkeys have been effectively controlling the levers of power for the vast majority of the last 40 years. And look where it’s gotten us. It is time to vote these absurd deranged assholes–who utterly fuck up everyfuckingthing they get their greasy fucking paws on everyfuckingtime–out of power, and let rational adults clean up after them.
The Republican Party is wholly composed of wackaloon four-year-olds yelling and screaming about their imaginary friends, shitting and pissing their pants, reaching in and grabbing handfuls of their own shit, and smearing it all over the entire house. Enough is enough!
And for fuck’s sake, if and when we get the fucking place cleaned up, can we please remember not to let these depraved motherfucking shitheels insinuate themselves back into power? Cause every time we do that, they immediately start smearing their feces all over the place and fucking everything up all over again.