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Monthly Archive: October 2008

Oct 19 2008

What Driftglass Said

Dubya was 40 million Pig People tired of the hard, fussy job of being a tolerant, powerful democracy finally once-and-for-all blowing America’s family inheritance on an eight-year, blood-drunk bender. Dubya was the United States crawling through dumpsters at our national soul’s midnight, killing anything that moves, licking out the contents of random baggies, hoping the …

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Oct 17 2008

Things That Make Comrade PhysioProf Go “Hmm”

From Bloomberg today: Warren Buffett said he’s buying U.S. stocks and, if prices stay attractive, his personal investments, as distinct from his stake in Berkshire Hathaway Inc., will soon be wholly in American equities. * * * Buffett, ranked the richest American by Forbes magazine, has committed at least $28 billion this year to acquire …

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Oct 17 2008

Let’s Help Some Motherfucking Kids

Comrade DoucheMonkey and Comrade PhysioProf are engaged in a battle with our fellow ScienceBloggers over bragging rights for the most generous readers in the ScienceBlogs DonorsChoose contest. For those who don’t know what the fuck I’m talking about, the ScienceBlogs DonorsChoose contest is a mechanism for getting money donated to various school classrooms across the …

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Oct 17 2008

Not This Fucking Shit Again

Abel Phuckwit and PalMD are leading a panel discussion on “on the needs and justification for anonymity or pseudonymity in blogging” at the upcoming ScienceOnline’09 conference (16-18 Jan 2009 in RTP, NC, USA). While I understand that there could be interest in this topic, I think that in large part it is superfluous, and the …

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Oct 15 2008

The Day I Became An Atheist

Motherfucking arrogant, presumptuous, ill-mannered, and rude bastard Barefoot Bum has tagged me with a goddamn meme. While I despise this meme-tagging cockamamie crapola, Bum is a decent dude, so I’ll oblige. Can You Remember The Day That You Officially Became An Atheist? Actually, I can. I was with my parents at our house of worship …

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Oct 14 2008

Fuck Motherfucking Hitchens

Jesus fucking christ it’s making me motherfucking sick to see Hitchens’s dick being sucked left and right by supposed left-wing bloggers just because he has decided that McCain and Palin are deranged incompetent scuzbuckets. Hitchens was wrong, wrong, wrongity fucking wrong on the Iraq war, and was one of its loudest and most articulate drumbeaters. …

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Oct 12 2008

Recipe War Week #{Lost Fucking Count}: First Meat Course

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OK. My dear competitor Dr. Isis the Scientist is soundly beating the living shit out of Comrade PhysioProf in the Recipe War. But Comrade PhysioProf never gives up, and never stops fighting to the bitter end. And hey, Comrade PhysioProf and Comrade PhysioWife have been enjoying the motherfucking fuck out of all the great dishes …

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Oct 11 2008

Comrade PhysioProf Is Ecstatic To Be Completely Fucking Wrong

Comrade PhysioProf was completely wrong about this. And Comrade PhysioProf is totally fucking ecstatic about it.

Oct 11 2008

The Republican Party: Refuge For The Indecent

Looking at those deranged far-right-wing wackaloon fuckups cheering on Palin and her depraved drivel scares the fucking shit out of me. These shitbag right-wing GOP smugfucks are a motherfucking cancer on our polity. The only people left in the Republican Party are depraved racist misogynist theocratic wackaloon scuzbuckets, irretrievably poisoned delusional fuckwit victims of decades …

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Oct 10 2008

Shorter David “Lying Right-Wing Asshole” Brooks

Shorter David “Lying Right-Wing Asshole” Brooks: “If Democrats weren’t such pointy-headed coastal-elite pantywaists, the Republican Party would never have become the refuge of deranged racist misogynist theocratic gibberers.”

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