From an article in the NY Times about the apparently concluded negotiations on the greedfuck moneygrab financial bailout plan:
Obama: When taxpayers are asked to take such an extraordinary step because of the irresponsibility of a relative few, it is not a cause for celebration. But this step is necessary.
McCain: This is something that all of us will swallow hard and go forward with. The option of doing nothing is simply not an option.
Bush: If money isn’t loosened up, this sucker could go down.
UPDATE: Thank you to my lovely friend Sciencewoman, who has pointed out in the comments that she has discovered that the above quotes are actually not in the linked NY Times article. Apparently, the Times has edited the content of the article at that link after it was originally posted, and taken out these quotes. Regardless, the quotes are real.