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Sep 18 2008

Dow 8000: The Republican Party Owns This Motherfucker

As Driftglass has so eloquently pointed out, lying GOP scumbags like Karl Rove are currently engaged in an explicit plan to confuse normal decent Americans with the usual “all politicians are to blame” bullshit. So, PhysioProf is here to provide some clarity.

Despicable traitorious America-hating GOP felons like Karl Rove get on teevee and start spraying this “McCain and Obama are both Teh Bad Politishuns” flak with the goal of getting normal decent Americans to throw their hands up in the air and give up trying to distinguish traitors from patriots. And that kind of confusion inures to the benefit of the GOP.

The GOP is riddled with traitorious lying America-hating shitbags from top to bottom. Their policies are explicitly designed to funnel vast amounts of wealth from the pockets of ordinary decent Americans into the purses of their greedfuck cronies. They succeeded wildly at this scheme. The only downside was that they were so motherfucking greedy that they killed the entire economy.

When some absurd right-wing douchebag tells you that “Democrats and Republicans are EQUALLY TO BLAME”, you tell them PhysioProf says, “The depraved scumbag Republican Party OWNS THIS MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!”

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    White Trash Academic

    Hi there! I’ve got one better. While having my hair cut yesterday the stylists were talking about forwarding this e-mail to everyone they knew. What did the e-mail say? That the current economy woes began 2 years ago (with Democrat majority)?! I had to bite my tongue because she did have a pair of scissors in her hands.

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    YOur gay

    Look, didn’t Clintion deregulate the markets? No, this is on the demos hands. Pure and simple.

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    Comrade PhysioProf

    Yeah, that’s the ticket!!

    You delusional right-wing wackaloon motherfuckers would be funny if you weren’t so goddamn destructive.

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    Let them OWN that mother… « Sun Dappled Forest

    [...] hamstrung by this little early October surprise. Like PhysioProf said, those depraved Republicans own this motherfucker. Maybe we should let them own it a little longer… Posted by bikemonkey Filed in [...]

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