See if you can guess who said the following (answer inside the crack):
The idea that Obama was going to win in a blowout was always preposterous[.] * * * A big piece of this, of course, is whether white people are going to support a black guy… If [Obama] is a tall, skinny white guy named Paul Jones it’s a different story.
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John McCain is a known quantity. * * * You don’t look at John and say, ‘Who the heck is he?’ he’s a veteran, he’s a guy who got pretty banged up in Vietnam. He can deal with crisis. There’s some uncertainty about Senator Obama.
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The country’s still pretty divided… people may want a divided government. They want change but I’m not sure that the Democratic agenda has the support of a majority of Americans.
Did you guess Karl Rove? If you did, HAHAHAHAH! It was “former Nebraska senator and onetime presidential hopeful Bob Kerrey, an Obama backer”! What a fucking asshole.

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drugmonkey
August 11, 2008 at 2:13 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment
it’s that lowering expectations crap they do so that every fucking poll can be spun as a win. calm down. it’s gonna be a freakin’ blowout.
Nan
August 12, 2008 at 8:12 am (UTC -7) Link to this comment
I had been thinking the answer would be Bill Clinton, so Kerrey was a surprise.
mikeb302000
August 13, 2008 at 4:49 am (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Obama by a landslide.
pare
January 23, 2009 at 6:04 am (UTC -7) Link to this comment
I like that caption. WTFF! :D