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Jun 22 2008

It’s Time To Replace “Below The Fold”

I am really sick and fucking tired of using and reading “below the fold” to refer to the rest of a blog post that we dastardly bloggers force you hapless readers to click through to, so that we can record your motherfucking mouse click! So I’ve got a proposal: How about instead of exhorting our readers to continue reading our scintillating missives “below the fold”, we tell them to keep reading “inside the crack”? That would be totally fucking hilarious!!

More of my thoughts on this essential advance in blogging technology are inside the crack! HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

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  1. 1
    cgsmks

    I’m stunned

  2. 2
    Mad Hatter

    I’m strangely disappointed that you chose to post a picture of this kind of crack….

  3. 3
    larue

    One way or another, shit’s gonna slip between the cracks.

    It’s all on you PhysioP! LOL

  4. 4
    Dr. Jekyll & Mrs. Hyde

    How about not putting stuff “after the jump” or “in my cat’s asscrack” or whatever you wants to call it? Like, posting the thing whole? The way we do it over at your beloved blogspot?

    But if you must, I like “in the crack.” Not as much as I like “after this super-mega-annoying point-and-clicky requirement doohickey,” but to each his own.

  5. 5
    mikeb302000

    Thanks for the laugh. I was thinking about George Carlin’s passing when I read your post. It made laughed out loud with comic relief.

  6. 6
    Interrobang

    Where I’m from, we refer to that as “behind the cut.” Depending on who you are and where you’re from, your mileage may vary…

  7. 7
    hysperia

    Jehosaphat, I just found you through Belledamme and love your blog. I never knew why we had o go through the “after the fold” thing – it takes on a whole new meaning. Check out James Reaney’s wonderful poem, “Granny Crack” here:

    http://alterwords.wordpress.com/?s=granny+crack

  8. 8
    littlem

    ““inside the crack””

    Oh, dear.

    * * * * * * * * * *

    What’s the objection to “after the jump”?

  9. 9
    Dr. A

    Personally, I prefer “under the covers”

  10. 10
    Zuska

    Inside the crack. Genius. I love it!

    Thanks for making me laugh – no, guffaw – out loud.

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    Three Things That Probably Only Go Together in my Mixed-up Head « Off Our Pedestals

    [...] UPDATE: All right, let’s see what I can manage in 20 minutes. This oughtta be a hell of a mess! Below the fold because PhysioProf loves it when people do that: [...]

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    Not Written By George Carlin « Rambling On

    [...] Thanks to PhysioProf for “inside the crack”! Possibly related posts: (automatically generated)“The American Dream”George Carlin Dies At Age 71Great Words from George CarlinI DID NOT WRITE THIS Posted in Internet, Society | Tags: atheism, atheist, Carlin, chain letters, George, George Carlin, hoax, ploitics, Society, spam, The Paradox of Our Time [...]

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