Note To Democrats: Calm The Fuck Down!


All kinds of hand-wringing and sweaty-brow-mopping is going on in Blogtopia (who the fuck came up with that stupid word, anyway?) right now concerning the Clinton supporters who are going to RUIN EVERYTHING and SABOTAGE the Obama campaign by VOTING FOR JOHN McCAIN!!!!1111!!!!!111!111!!1 OH NOES!!!11!!1!

Gimmee a fucking break. This is total nonsense, and PhysioProf’s gonna break it down for you below the fucking fold!

Once it is figured out exactly what role Clinton will play in the Obama campaign, possibly in his administration if he wins, and in the future of the Democratic Party, she and her supporters will all calm the fuck down and regain their senses. Once the Democratic Party starts the process of debunking psycho right-wing fuckup McCain’s bona fides, no real Democrat is gonna vote for him.

It’s like when Jonny Damon left the Red Sox to join the Yankees. Everyone was all up in arms: “How can this happen? He’s the enemy! Blah, blah, waah, waah!” Now it’s like he was never a Red Sox. People were very upset, the motherfucker got a normal haircut and shaved off that greasy skanky Red Soxesque beard, cleaned all that fucking pine tar and whothefuckknowswhat off his batting helmet, and now he’s beloved in his pinstripes. (Yeah, I know, they gave him a Yankee batting helmet. Too fucking bad. I’m on a roll.)

Trust me. It’s all gonna be fine. This whole “fractured Democrat Party” shit is just a right-wing fascist shitbag traitor talking point, anyway.

Comments

  1. says

    Dr. J’s unrequested wine-abetted list of PhysioProf’s major failings:

    1) Yankees fan.
    2) Not enough posts about PhysioCat.
    3) Yankees fan.

    Aside from that, you’re likeable enough.

  2. larue says

    HE’S A FUCKIN YANKEES FAN?!?!?!?!!?

    Git a rope.

    Once Mattingly retired . . . . I couldn’t support them. ;-)

    Blogtopia, where we live.

    And PhysioProf, we ARE in a crisis, and there’s LOTS of hand wringing left to do.

    But Senator Clinton, methinks, is dead in Obama’s regime.
    A cabinet spot? FINE! Keep her there, and shut her and Billy Boy up, their time is OVER!

    Who’s gonna be the VP?

    MOST important call, in my lifetime.

    Now that HRC is NOT the candidate, that is. ;-)

    Well, there WAS that slim win by JFK, but Nixon came back anyways. Fuck Nixon, and fuck the fuckin yankees, too. Still.

  3. says

    Once it is figured out exactly what role Clinton will play in the Obama campaign, possibly in his administration if he wins, and in the future of the Democratic Party, she and her supporters will all calm the fuck down and regain their senses.

    How I hope you are right. I mean, forget throwing reproductive rights under a bus–what about this fucking war? How in hell does anyone justify risking the prolongation of that monstrosity over one candidate?

  4. Whee says

    PP, I love ya with every foaming-at-the-mouth comment on your blog! I’m a Yankees fan too. Shrug.

    As a Hillary supporter, of course I am disappointed she could not go all the way (and by that I mean get enough delegates to be THE nominee). At first, I was bitter, but it’s no reason to take it out on Obama. To vote for McCain means good-bye to research funding programs (wouldn’t they count as Pork to him?) and hello to 100 more years of war. Of course, that is not the only issue. The #1 reason why I am now supporting Obama is because I won’t stand for neocon Supreme Court appointments. I don’t have faith in our Congress to have the know-how to grill them before they get the job for life.

    We Hillary supporters, for the most part, are not against logic.

  5. says

    Whee, I am really proud to hear you say that. I believe that the overwhelmingly vast majority of Clinton’s supporters will come around to feeling like you do, and will work their fucking asses off to the benefit of the Democratic Party as a whole.

    Clinton is a great campaigner, an excellent legislator, and has an incredible policy mind. If she and her supporters put themselves wholeheartedly into this general election campaign, the Democratic Party could be unstoppable! And that is what our nation really, really needs right now.

  6. says

    Clinton has said she will support Obama.

    If her supporters do not do likewise, they aren’t much in the way of supporters, are they?

    BTW, Blogtopia(TM) is claimed by Skippy the Bush Kangaroo.

    http://xnerg.blogspot.com/

    and I have no reason to dispute the Big Kangaroo.

  7. bill wilson says

    Hey phisioprof, get ready for marxism in america. Since the iniguration, he has already fucked this country. Welcome to bulgaria!!!!!!!!

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