PhysioProf is getting a stream of visits from a link in this post on “Ravelry”, “a knit and crochet community”:
PhysioProf happens to love knitters and crocheters, and is very distraught at the possibility that knitters and/or crocheters think he is lazy, stupid, and/or godless. But maybe these knitters and/or crocheters are actually posting something like “there are some really nasty lazy-ass fucking asshole stupid shitbag godless wackaloon douchecornets out there on the Internet, but PhysioProf sure isn’t one of them, and we totally love him!!!11!!!!”
This “ravelry” place is subscription only, so if anyone can get in there, please let me know if the knitters and/or crocheters love or hate PhysioProf. Because it is really important to know who loves, and who hates, PhysioProf.
UPDATE: Apparently my suspicion that the knitters and/or crocheters love PhysioProf is totally true!!!1!1!!!!11!1!11!! Commenter Cat is a subscriber at Ravelry, and reports in her comment that “knitters and crocheters love you PhysioProf. At least the members of the lazy, stupid and godless group do.”
Furthermore, commenter Dr. Jekyll is now considering the possibility of knitting PhysioProf a nice present!
Maybe you have a fan club, and they’re all planning on sending you a group-knitted present–I’m seeing a giant tea cozy, or balaclava or similar, perhaps with “Knitting Douchecornet Wackaloons [heart] PhysioProf” emblazoned on it.
FWIW, I knit AND quilt.
And now I think I know my next project.
PhysioProf would totally wear a wool beanie-type cap emblazoned with “Knitters [heart] PhysioProf!” I’m just saying.
UPDATE 2: And by the way, just to let all the knitters and/or crocheters who are visiting here part of why PhysioProf loves knitters and/or crocheters so much: beloved PhysioGrandma crocheted many an afghan for PhysioProf, PhysioMom, PhysioDad, and PhysioSis when she was alive. She was a wonderful loving person.