I haven’t had the fucking patience to learn about what this primary campaign NAFTA foofaraw is about. Best I can tell, first one of them accused the other of secretely assuring Canada that we were good with NAFTA, while publicly disclaiming it. And then it turned out the accuser was the one who some douchemonkey Canadian claims actually provided the secret assurance. Whatever.
Either kill me now, or I’m going to stay drunk out of my fucking mind until the general.

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bayman
March 6, 2008 at 8:58 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment
What the fuck? Did you say Canada? Twice? What did we do? Leave us out of your little power-orgy and forget you ever heard about us. I’ve got a brilliant fucking Care Bears tea party on the go up here.
bikemonkey
March 6, 2008 at 9:23 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Blame CANADIA!!!!!!
Myrtle June
March 6, 2008 at 9:25 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Is that right? So hillary was behind that too? I know the lefty parliament dudes told the pm to freaking apologize and he did and he did say obama did not say one thing in public and then different in private.
The Canadian’s are the ones that called Obama then lied about it and now hillary was behind that? I guess I’m not surprised really.
Anyway, yes……. this kind of go round and round does sorta inspire one to go on a bender. I’ll join you :-)
PhysioProf
March 6, 2008 at 9:52 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment
I guess I did gratuitously refer the Canadian as a “douchemonkey”.
bayman
March 6, 2008 at 10:43 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Better idea. FUCK NAFTA! Let’s go it alone!!! Selling beaver pelts to the British was a better gig anyway.
Who is this Canadian douchemonkey you speak of anyway? The neo-fascisit PM?
PhysioProf
March 6, 2008 at 10:57 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Was there something about “I haven’t had the fucking patience to learn about what this primary campaign NAFTA foofaraw is about” you didn’t understand?
The Barefoot Bum
March 7, 2008 at 10:59 am (UTC -7) Link to this comment
I’m going to stay drunk out of my fucking mind until the general.
Sound advice, without conditions.
Anonymoustache
March 7, 2008 at 12:19 pm (UTC -7) Link to this comment
Canada eh? Let me mullet over.
larue
March 8, 2008 at 1:57 am (UTC -7) Link to this comment
My wife’s a Canuck. ‘Kin East Coast, on the sea.
Up there. Scotian, dammit, and all y’all BEST honor that.
*G*
I’d leave this shitbag sitch we all live in a heartbeat, and I’m kinda countin on the love of our brothers and sisters up there, from Puget Sound to Nova Scotia, if we decide we need to make a run for THAT border.
Till then. Further Notice.
Save yer hole cards. *G*
I hear Puget Sound has pickers on every corner.
MY kind of town!!!!!