The Entire Federal Beauracracy is Fucking Fucked


Earth-Bound Misfit posted yesterday about some Bush regime fuck-ups at the Centers for Disease Control, noting:

Organizations like the Centers for Disease Control are large and
complex structures, they take time to build right, but very little time
to destroy.

This is a very, very important point. It will probably take decades to completely repair the damage Bush and his depraved right-wing sick-fuck partisan hacks have done to the culture of expertise in our Federal beauracracy. The CDC is just one of a litany of destroyed expert beauracracies that includes staggeringly important agencies such as Department of Justice, Food and Drug Administration, Housing and Urban Development, Consumer Product Safety Commission, National Institutes of Health (fortunately, only at the highest levels), National Aeronautics and Space Administration, Department of State, the Pentagon, Federal Bureau of Investigation, National Security Administration, Central Intelligence Agency, Department of Transportation, Department of the Treasury, Health and Human Services, Housing and Urban Development.

Huge numbers of competent experts have been shitcanned, and replaced by ignorant fucking douchehounds trained at wackaloon right-wing theocratic brainwashing facilities like “Regent University” and “Liberty University”. All the experts who knew how to get shit done, to obey the Constitution, Federal laws, and Federal regulations while doing things like protecting us from crime, dangerous food, dangerous products, keeping us from being blown to smithereens by terrorists, keeping us healthy, safe, and prosperous, have been eliminated. They have been replaced by people who can’t even tie their own motherfucking shoes, but who have drank the “government can’t do shit” right-wing sick-fuck Kool-Aid, and are deadset on proving it!

The Federal beauracracy is now absolutely riddled with bottom-feeding Republican hackfucks, and not only are they incompetent, but they are vicious and hateful, and they won’t be easily rooted out. If a Democrat takes over the executive branch in January 2009, it ain’t gonna be unicorns and fucking rainbows. It is going to be a difficult, drawn-out, nasty process of identifying these viciously incompetent America-hating right-wing follower moles, getting rid of them, and replacing them with competent experts who actually give a shit about America and the well-being of its citizens.

Comments

  1. says

    It is going to be a difficult, drawn-out, nasty process of identifying these viciously incompetent America-hating right-wing follower moles, getting rid of them, and replacing them

    I nominate PhysioProf for the left’s answer to Joe McCarthy!

    wait…..what?

  2. the real cmf says

    just fcucked, man…those right wingers…i long for the days when the bureaucracy was full of DemoPublicans who see health care as the right of 51% of our citizens, and define mens health as three hots and a cot, with job training in kitchen sanitation,shower stall inspection, or a tour in Iraq…

  3. says

    Bikemonkey—great idea.
    The hearings:
    “Are you now, or have you ever been, an ignorant fucking wackaloon right-wing theocratic douchehound?”
    I’d freaking pay, if it were on pay-per-view.

  4. Nan says

    Don’t forget the fucking the judiciary’s gotten, starting with the Supreme Court and working on down. Every Republican president has made damn sure to appoint young justices — unless Congress grows some balls and impeaches them, we’re stuck with Scalia, Thomas, Alito, and Roberts for probably another 30 years. Both Thomas and Scalia should have recused themselves in 2000 because they had a vested interest in the outcome (Thomas’s wife and Scalia’s kid both benefited from aWol winning). But that’s even more of a non-issue among the invertebrates running the Democratic party than the criminal activities of Bush and Cheney.

  5. TomH says

    I like this concept but doubt that it’s true. Every administration changes leadership positions in the Fed. Departments but the career people stay on no matter what. The mistake Bush has made is rewarding people he trusts with important positions/tasks they shouldn’t have. IE: Rumsfield, Harriet Meiers, etc… If Bush had made the changes you’re suggesting, there would have been no CIA leaks to the NYT, right?

  6. TomH says

    Oh you’re right bike. I thought about that after I posted. Good call. You are talking about the FEMA guy, right?

  7. says

    No i’m talking about the low-normal horse botherer who Chimpeach foisted on FEMA. I wouldn’t insult real “FEMA guys” ( or gals) by calling his dumb ass one of them…

  8. TomH says

    You’ll love this bike. I only know one FEMA employee. He was hired because he did a good job in New Orleans. Not as ironic as it might seem, he has great radio communication skills and stamina. Most of the full time FEMA is just logistics. The rest is sort of like the National Guard only much more difficult to join. You need to already possess the skills they need.

  9. says

    and this is the point, no? Good hardworking, selfsacrificing pros in our national service entities being hosed by the bushrovian lacknuts.

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