Shorter Glenn Hurowitz:
Democrats need to sack the fuck up. Frankly espouse a progressive agenda and go toe-to-toe with the Republican fucknozzle opposition–instead of capitulating day-after-fucking-day and whining like a gaggle of helpless quavering goslings–and win more elections.
(This is one in a series of “Shorter” pieces that will be made available on Fridays here. h/t Sadly, No!, who cite as follows: “‘Shorter’ concept created by Daniel Davies and perfected by Elton Beard.”)