NSF CAREER Awards

Any relatively recent NSF CAREER awardees out there willing to answer a few questions, please e-mail me:

[email protected]

Comradde PhysioProffe’s New Bloggeing Project: Ask Your Comradde

I am starting Comradde PhysioProffe’s advice column. So please e-mail your questions about love, life, academia, cooking, how to deal with annoying motherfuckers, or whateverthefucke to [email protected], and I’ll answer them here. I am totally qualified for this!

UPDATE: And yo, duh! Itte’s called Ask Your Comradde!!

UPDATE 2: And one other thing: I have spent my life dealing with highly toxic intrusive manipulative boundary-violating family members. So I am totally a motherfucken expert on dealing with that shittio!

Baseball Statistics Question

The Yankees just hit 9 consecutive hits in an inning tonight. I was able to find out that the record for consecutive hits in an inning is 11, achieved by the Colorado Rockies a few years ago. Anybody know, or know how to find out, how many times 9 consecutive hits in an inning has been achieved, and what teams did it?

Connectivity and “Connectivity”

It is really starting to fucken chappe my asse the way that these human brain fMRI functional imaging motherfuckers have been completely misusing the term “connectivity” to mean nothing more than “correlation of BOLD signal”. Sorry fuckers, but this term actually means something in neurobiology, and you can’t just make up a new definition for the purpose of making your results sounds more meaningful than they are. (Well, you obviously can, but then I can call you out for being the language-distorting Orwellian motherfuckers that you are.)