I want a superconducting quantum hovertrain running from Morris to the airport. Now.
They get They Might Be Giants to write songs about them, after all.
Yeah, we are a rather weird bunch.
Someone on twitter complained that I was losing my edge. Then Rebecca Watson mocked me and posted this video.
If I weren’t so creaky and crotchety and feeble, I might stir myself to fight back. But no…there’s a beautiful woman in the bedroom who needs a massage. I have better things to do.