Category Archive: Gun fondlers

Jul 23 2014

The squirreliest thing I’ve seen all day

The NRA is just plain nuts. This guy starts out by telling us how the government sets education policy, access to public parks, labor policies to protect minorities, and then springs his case on us: we should treat guns the same way. We need guns. We ought to treat them like food, shelter, education, and …

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Jun 22 2014

The profit margins are much higher, too


Jun 11 2014

Disturbingly true

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Jun 06 2014

“Defend” does not mean “kill”

We had another terrible person armed with a gun swagger into a peaceable place here in the Pacific Northwest, and he callously killed one person and wounded three others at Seattle Pacific University before he was stopped. The student who stopped him used a can of mace to do so. That was brilliant: why don’t …

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Jun 02 2014

Dumbasses on parade

Watch a gang of heavily armed lunatics draped with big guns march into a restaurant, proudly. What the heck is wrong with these people? Do they think these stunts make them look rational? Texas dumbasses seem to get away with this nonsense, but imagine if they were a different group of people. Imagine if they …

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May 27 2014

Sacrificing children on the altar of the Constitution

We have a new low — and there have been so many lows — in the gun fondler canon. Samuel Wurzelbacher, better known as Joe the Plumber, the dumb right-winger adopted as a pal by the McCain presidential campaign, has weighed in on the Isla Vista murders. I am sorry you lost your child. I …

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May 25 2014

Well, that explains everything

An expert on a news program has figured out why Rodger killed all those people. He was gay. Also schizophrenic. She never met him, but she’s a psychologist on Fox News. That’s enough for a diagnosis, right? Otherwise, the consensus I’m seeing all over the place is that we don’t need more gun control, other …

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May 16 2014

Some of the worst people in America

Gun fondlers are contemptible. Smug sexist men are despicable. But the intersection of gun fanatics and misogynists is the worst. Ever since the Sandy Hook massacre, a small but vocal faction of the gun rights movement has been targeting women who speak up on the issue—whether to propose tighter regulations, educate about the dangers to …

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May 05 2014

The NRA version of play time

A reckless dumbass gun-fondling idiot named Chad Olm was entertaining his nephew. To reckless dumbass gun-fondling idiots, “entertainment” means showing off your gun collection and pointing weapons at children. After letting the boys handle three handguns — a .357 Magnum revolver, a .22 revolver and a 9 mm — he then pulled out a Glock …

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Apr 27 2014

Isn’t public masturbation illegal?

A gun isn’t just a tool, it’s a sex aid for the terminally inadequate. A gun fondler in Georgia wandered about exposing his toy to children. A Georgia man panicked parents and children at a local park and baseball field by randomly walking around and displaying his gun to anyone he encountered in the parking …

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