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  1. gijoel says

    All hail, Great Leader Trump. Did you know that Great Leader Trump played a par of 18 on his first game of golf. He then quit the game to focus on his Great Science Genius.

  2. zetopan says

    “When did North Korea sneak in and take over Fox News?”

    Are you sure that you have the causal link in the correct order?

  3. Menyambal says

    We don’t get to see his ex-wives? Or did his children spring from his forehead?

    Wasn’t Fox News once against Trump? I seem to recall some opposition.

  4. davidnangle says

    “Wasn’t Fox News once against Trump?” The prostitute doesn’t always like the john… but he or she learns to shut up and perform.

  5. robro says

    This is easy: Rupert Murdoch is Kim Jong-un. Have you ever seen them in a picture together? QED.

  6. Scientismist says

    The clip auto-repeated on my phone. It took until the fourth time through before I realized that it wasn’t just reporting that a puffy fanfare (and his down-escalator) were the only positive things they could say about Trump.

  7. says

    It seems funny but whenever I think about what Erdogan is doing in Turkey, and how Yeltsin and Putin managed to steal Russia’s fledgling democracy, my laughter feels a bit strained. I can’t even think of any good tumbril jokes anymore.

  8. laurentweppe says

    When did North Korea sneak in and take over Fox News?

    8.000 years ago, when early neolithic chieftains started to order their followers to pretend that their lazy first-born sons where the most legitimate heirs to the village.

  9. Beatrice, an amateur cynic looking for a happy thought says

    Hm, the intro reminds of the intro to Hunger Games.

  10. says

    busterggi@#11:
    No, he scored natural “eagles” — it’s true. A radiant eagle swooped down, grabbed his ball on the fly, and dropped it into the hole while Ted Nugent music played by a celestial orchestra. I wasn’t there but I heard it from someone who was.

  11. Akira MacKenzie says

    Now, now. It’s only totalitarian brainwashing when “liberals” do it. ;)

  12. What a Maroon, living up to the 'nym says

    Menyambal,

    Wasn’t Fox News once against Trump? I seem to recall some opposition.
    Oceania has always been at war with East Asia.

  13. What a Maroon, living up to the 'nym says

    What I get for not previewing…..

    The second line in my @16 is quoting Menyambal.

  14. What a Maroon, living up to the 'nym says

    You know, Dennis Rodman supports both Kim Jong-un and Donald Trump.

    Could this all be part of his plot to take over the world?

    Has anyone ever seen Dennis Rodman and Queen Elizabeth in the same room? I thought not…

  15. drowner says

    @20 MassMomentumEnergy

    “Much like Hillary, Trump is…”

    *sigh* /eyeroll