Perhaps, some day, if I have grandchildren…


I will read to them from this wonderful children’s book.

My children weren’t scarred too badly by my upbringing, I don’t think. Although it is true I haven’t seen much of them over the years…

Comments

  1. Akira MacKenzie says

    Ken Hite wrote a series of Lovecraftian/Children’s book parodies not too long ago:

    “Where The Deep Ones Are.”
    “The Anatartic Express.”
    “Cliffourd The Big Red God.”
    And recently
    “Goodnight Azathoth.”

  2. Ragutis says

    The artist was planning to publish a for real actual book version, but that was a couple of years ago and nothing so far, sadly. Keeping my fingers crossed.

  3. says

    Inspired by a week in bed channel surfing mindlessly:

    Who lives in R’lyeh under the sea?
    CTHULHU FHTAGN
    Cyclopean and squamous and rugose is He!
    CTHULHU FHTAGN
    If soul-killing rev’lation be something you seek
    CTHULHU FHTAGN
    He’ll suck on your brain until you go, “eek!”
    CTHULHU FHTAGN
    CTHULHU FHTAGN
    CTHULHU!
    FHTAGN!