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Jun 20 2014

Friday Cephalopod: The most intimidating line in 3-D football

What? You only play in two dimensions? You’re doomed, pathetic human.

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  1. 1
    richardelguru

    Boy!
    That took me right back to watching Quatermass and the Pit from behind the sofa, back in the late 50s!!!!

  2. 2
    Lofty

    The odds are stacked against you to escape your fate….

  3. 3
    Johnny Vector

    The mighty Fighting Cuttlefish
    Are lined up in the pool.
    Their jets are primed, their ink is wet,
    They’re looking really cool.

    The fans are in their seats
    (Or rather, floating all around).
    The QB calls an audible
    (A bubbly sort of sound).

    The whistle blows, he throws!
    The wide receiver is a star.
    But a ball thrown underwater
    Doesn’t travel very far.

    It’s really rather boring
    But the players don’t complain.
    Because they know the games
    Are never cancelled due to rain.

  4. 4
    ethicsgradient

    As a team of 15, this is clearly rugby union.

  5. 5
    Cuttlefish

    Or Calvinball.

  6. 6
    culuriel

    I thought this was a cheerleading routine.

  7. 7
    Xaivius (Formerly Robpowell, Acolyte of His Majesty Lord Niel DeGrasse Tyson I)

    I just think it’s made of adorableness. All I can see is all of them looking at something, and then scooting laterally as the thing moves, still watching it.

  8. 8
    moarscienceplz

    ALL your field goal are belong to us!

  9. 9
    Trebuchet

    Cuddly! Or rather, Cuttly!

  10. 10
    Crimson Clupeidae

    It’s cephalopods all the way down……

  11. 11
    Rev. BigDumbChimp

    I have a feeling each one of those can Navigate through foldspace

  12. 12
    Sili

    Technically still only two-dimensional.

  13. 13
    Stardrake

    Form wall of battle!

  14. 14
    NelC

    Wouldn’t that be tentacle-ball?

  15. 15
    Artor

    The spice must flow!

  16. 16
    Artor

    The enemy’s gate is down

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