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Feb 22 2014

ABOMINATION!

When I rule the universe, there shall be a sacred rule: thou shalt not mingle images of the holy cephalopod with those of the wicked feline, for these are FALSE IDOLS which shall evoke my righteous wrath.

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  1. 1
    bcmystery

    Will Monsanto stop at nothing?

  2. 2
    rq

    But it’s so cuuuute!!!

  3. 3
    Ogvorbis: Still failing at being human.

    I agree. That collar does has got to go. If a cat wants to wear a ruffed collar, the Elizabethan ones — the stiff ones — are much more appropriate for a cool cat like that.

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    Beatrice, an amateur cynic looking for a happy thought

    It does look a bit creepy. But I think that’s the collar.

  6. 6
    terrencekaye

    I’d love to see the litter box for this one.

  7. 7
    Moggie

    Is that from the Nekonomicon?

  8. 8
    Daz: Experiencing A Slight Gravitas Shortfall

    Which reminds me of a song.

    The collar needs spikes. And buckles. Or spiky buckles.

  9. 9
    Matt G

    Reginald@4- I first read your post as flying squid sightings, which WOULD have been an omen of… something.

  10. 10
    Callinectes

    It’s clearly a normal octopus wearing the severed head of a kitten. No abomination here.

  11. 11
    Zeno

    Squid Stewie

  12. 12
    Trebuchet

    @8:

    The collar needs spikes. And buckles. Or spiky buckles.

    Suction cups.

  13. 13
    Artor

    Hey, why the hate on James Bond? Octopussy was a great movie!

  14. 14
    Al Dente

    How would that catopus survive? It has a mouth at each end but no anus.

  15. 15
    prae

    That looks like the mascot of GitHub

  16. 16
    David Marjanović

    Is that from the Nekonomicon?

    ^_^

  17. 17
    david

    I can haz herring

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    timgueguen

    I’m guessing PZ shouldn’t watch the Canadian cartoon Spliced, since one of its characters is Octocat, a mutant cat-octopus creature. (The mangling of genetics likely wouldn’t help either.) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spliced_(TV_series)

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    David Cook

    Geeze PZ… haven’t you ever heard of an OctoPussy? They wash up on the beach here in Hawai’i all the time.

  20. 20
    DrMcCoy

    GitHub also uses an Octocat logo. :)

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    Athywren

    Is that from the Nekonomicon?

    It’s horrer kitteh – you can tell because of the villainous, plotting tentacle positioning.

    “An den, horrer kitteh maded da peeples all mad and eaten dem aaaaall up.”
    -1 Cute Damnation, 13:4

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    Athywren

    How would that catopus survive? It has a mouth at each end but no anus.

    That is a significant portion of the horrer.

  23. 23
    aaronbaker

    Well it’s nice to know that something makes you uncomfortable.

  24. 24
    Trebuchet

    How would that catopus survive? It has a mouth at each end but no anus.

    Like the famed crocogator, that’s why it’s so mean.

  25. 25
    ledasmom

    Matt G @ 9: There is such a thing as the Japanese flying squid, apparently. They fly backwards, up to 30 meters at a time.

  26. 26
    Crudely Wrott

    Al Dente @ 14:

    How would that catopus survive? It has a mouth at each end but no anus.

    As per the old joke about the Tiger/Lion, “That’s what makes it so mean!”

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    Crudely Wrott

    Oh. Beaten to launch by the Launcher Hissef, Trebuchet.

    *tips hat in Trebuchet’s general direction, walks off whistling*

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    poose

    Where are the gill slits, or does it breathe through its ears?

    If its part mammal, does it have lungs?

  29. 29
    Mireille Charette

    Obviously that is Cathulu.

  30. 30
    poose

    Mireille Charette

    “Obviously that is Cathulu.”

    Okay, you win 50 internets.

    Makes me wonder what a meow would sound like…

  31. 31
    beezlebubby

    Haha Mirleille, you cracked me up AND pissed me off, because I wanted to make the same joke. I have “late to the dance” envy BIG TIME!

  32. 32
    Sili

    http://thedevilspanties.com/archives/date/2014/02/23

    More of the same the last many, many Sundays.

  33. 33
    davek23

    I guess you’ve never heard of the OCTOCAT ADVENTURE series of short youtube films made by a talented young animator called RANDYPETERS1. I highly recommend you watch them,and be persistent: you wouldn’t want to miss the surprise ending!

    http://www.youtube.com/user/RANDYPETERS1

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    shadow

    @14:

    How would that catopus survive? It has a mouth at each end but no anus.

    Elimination via something like owl pellets?

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