Jan 22 2014

Now, even you can understand social media

All is made clear.


Oh, no, it left one off:

Blogs: A dated description of what it’s like to eat a donut, with links to other blogs by people who like donuts, and excoriations of blogs by people who don’t like donuts.


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  1. 1
    chigau (違う)

    It’s all so clear!

  2. 2

    SMS: dnut

    Computer: PFFFftzzzzz…BOOM!
    (Do not put beer on the same table as the computer, or eat donuts when using the computer. The results can be rather “sparky”…)

  3. 3

    Blogs are so Web 1.5!

  4. 4

    Tumblr: Donuts are a symbol of police oppression ACAB

  5. 5

    Oh – you mean doughnut – I understand now…

  6. 6
    CaitieCat, getaway driver

    Myspace: *blink*DONUT!!!!*blink* IT’S THE SHIZZNICKLE!

  7. 7

    pub: (before drinking) sod a’ this doughnuts bollocks and gi’e us a bagel.
    pub: (after drinking) *&^(&^%(!!!!! feckin’ DOUGHNUTS $%£”^$” an’ gi’e us a feckin’ kebab (falls over)

  8. 8

    Reddit: Cronuts are better!!! … No they aren’t!!! … Yes they are!!! … Die Infidel Die!!!

  9. 9

    What, no love for danishes?

  10. 10

    And blogs by former print journos who swear up and down their blog is NOT a doughnut blog but a website devoted to columns about doughnuts and who uses said website devoted to columns about doughnuts to excoriate new fangled doughnut recipes and to keep doughnuts that might have had sprinkles once out of the doughnut hall of fame.

  11. 11

    Donuts: Norwegian bagels

  12. 12
    Naked Bunny with a Whip

    I don’t even want to know what would be happening to the donuts at Reddit.

  13. 13

    rec.food.donuts: stop asking about sprinkles and RTFFAQ!

  14. 14

    Blogs: A dated description of what it’s like to eat a donut, with links to other blogs by people who like donuts, and excoriations of blogs by people who don’t like donuts.

    You forgot: a variable number of comments underneath, mainly from people who think this particular donut eater can do no wrong, some from people who think donuts need leavening with another kind of food for a balanced diet, some from people who think THOSE people are the worst fucking scum of the earth and are LITERALLY flinging shit in their face for pointing out that some people don’t even like donuts, a few people who think just liking donuts is fine but you absolutely must also be obsessed with raisin danishes otherwise you’re the enemy and must be destroyed, and the occasional visitor who worries that even if they come across as pro-donut they might accidentally do something unforgiveable, like spelling it “doughnut” or something equally reactionary and oppressive, so they try to keep their comments as anodyne as possible, and really probably too many certifiable almond-jobs who threaten to kill/violate/immolate/whatever anyone who has the temerity to even talk about donuts. And one guy who persistently spells it “doneut” because he thinks it’s cute.

  15. 15

    Dang it! When I saw the title I thought someone was finally going to explain social media to me…

  16. 16
    David Marjanović

    and are LITERALLY flinging shit in their face

    *eyeroll* I don’t understand why you take that so personally.

  17. 17

    Tumblr: Untagged image of a donut in pop culture which devolves into an argument over fat shaming.

  18. 18

    Tumblr- i’m shipping this donut with a danish

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    CaitieCat, getaway driver

    @18: Response tumblr: donuteatinghipsterassholes: Dude, get the powder off your women’s jeans, put your trucker hat back on, turn off the ironic country music on your iPhone, and try going out in the daytime sometime.

  20. 20

    Old school:
    Geocities: <blink>Donuts!</blink>

  21. 21

    Dammit. Obscurefox is superior fox. :P

  22. 22

    Older school:
    WSJ ticker tape: Dunkin’ and Krispy Kreme stocks expected to skyrocket, re – Washington and Colorado states. Lil’ Debbie to follow.

  23. 23
    Crudely Wrott

    I don’t eat donuts/doughnuts. Unless someone else brings some home and carelessly leaves them near the coffee urn. D’oh nuts . . . meh. D’oh nuts with coffee? OK. Sure.

    Last one I saw was the one that magically appeared near Opportunity. On Mars. They say it’s a jelly filled do/dough/D’oh nut. I think it’s a custard filled only because in a box full of jelly filled and custard filled I’d choose a custard filled and the devil take the jellymost.

    And, what’s this? No mention of do/dough/D’oh nut holes? Why, when my grandmother used to make them she saved all the holes and plopped them into the seething grease just for me and my cousin, Woodrow. She knew how much we loved them.

    Like little poppers, we were, popping them into our mouths and popping off about eating the whole holes, all of them. Then complaining we felt like we’d eaten nothing. She’d pop us on the head with a wooden spoon and chase us from the kitchen, hollering after us, “Donut pop off to me, rascals! I’ll knock you to Mars!”

  24. 24

    BUZZFEED: “15 incredible types of doughnut that will blow your mind!”
    Forum poster: DoUgHnUtSyMpHoNy
    Hotmail e-mail address: [email protected]
    YouTube commenter: ilovedonuts
    YouTube channel name: AmericanDonut

    The best was G+, I almost choked on my doughnut, except I was eating a #raisin and #almond #muffin (#muffinsarebetterthandonuts).

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    @ David Marjanović, 16:

    I don’t understand why you take that so personally

    I’m not taking it personally. I’m laughing at it. Or were we supposed to take this thread seriously? So hard to keep up with the rules here…

    @ =8)-DX, 24: listicles ftw!

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    Thumper: Who Presents Boxes Which Are Not Opened

    @epicure #5

    I, too, was confused. Why the colonials insist on butchering the langauge and then claiming to speak English, I’ll never know. *superior sniff*

    @opposeablethumbs #7

    I read that in a Scottish accent. Correct, or no?

    @sonofrojblake #14

    There comes a point when you’re just being an arsehole.

  27. 27
    Irène Delse, on dry land among seabirds

    DeviantArt: “Here’s the first panel in my new webcomic series: Donuts Time!”

  28. 28
    Pierce R. Butler

    Even atheists must concede that donuts are holey.

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    livejournal: detailed emotional exploration of one’s donut cravings and body image (written 3 years ago, journal not updated since, has been friended by Russian spam accounts)

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