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  1. Blondin says

    I think “Stretch” would be more appropriate. I’d hate to have to knit a sweater for that guy.

  2. Gregory Greenwood says

    I saw this picture, and I was immediately put in mind of the theme from X-Files.

    The truth is indeed out there but, contrary to all the Moulder and Scully wannabes that clog up the internet with laughable conspiracy theories, it is an awesome (if slightly creepy looking, at least to the eyes of this semi-hairless ape) cephalopod, not probe-happy aliens.

  3. gillyc says

    I first saw that picture about five years ago and I have never forgotten it. That’s the scariest real creature I have ever seen. (And that includes huge spiders, and I’m an arachnaphobe.)

  4. betelgeux says

    Yes, Magnapinna finally makes an appearance as Friday Cephalopod! I’ve been waiting for this day ever since I first started reading Pharyngula over two years ago! For those of you who don’t know, this image was captured by an ROV operated by Shell Oil at the Perdido drilling site off the cost of Texas in 2007. It was only the tenth time the squid was ever seen. All cephalopods are amazing, but Magnapinna has got to be my favorite. It’s so alien looking, and so mysterious. Very little is known about its behavior.

    Here’s a video from the Shell Perdido footage:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPRPnQ-dUSo

    It’s quite haunting, but beautiful at the same time.

  5. betelgeux says

    Here’s some more footage, taken by the Monterey Bay Aquarium Research Institute according to the video uploader. It was filmed in Oahu, not “The Damned”, unfortunately, but it’s still pretty neat.

  6. zekehoskin says

    otrame #9: 7828 had to be feet. No place in the Gulf is that deep in meters. Most of it is much shallower than 7000 feet, but there are . . . oh, hell, google Gulf of Mexico depth. That’s what I did.

  7. Acolyte of Sagan says

    If that thing is 10 metres long, how big was the beast that ejaculated the two massive sperm underneath it?

  8. cm's changeable moniker (quaint, if not charming) says

    Morpheus and the rest of the crew need to power down the ship, stat.