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Dec 25 2013

The Christmas Story

As long as we’re dealing in fantasy, we might as well improve on it.

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  1. 1
    iiandyiiii

    But the real question is this — is BatJesus really white? I think the answer is no.

  2. 2
    Don Quijote

    Boas festas a todos.

  3. 3
    Al Dente

    Could Batjesus beat up Superjesus?

  4. 4
    AussieMike

    As told by the Book of Alfred.

  5. 5
    Menyambal

    Would Batjesus have to restyle his beard as part of getting into costume?

  6. 6
    blf

    Bats and birds are confused in the pre-(Bat)Carpenter’s son lore, so confusing bats and magic sky faeries simply continues the tradition.

  7. 7
    timgueguen

    Thinking about the idea I’m surprised DC hasn’t done one of their “Elseworlds” things where Superman or Batman are black.

  8. 8
    Naked Bunny with a Whip

    The closest I can think of is the more ethnically diverse Earth-D, which of course got destroyed right after being introduced.

  9. 9
    Anri

    Naked Bunny with a Whip @8:

    Did it make the mistake of falling for Earth-B, The Blonde Earth, thus dooming itself to die self-sacrificially?

  10. 10
    Tony! The Fucking Queer Shoop!

    Where’s the Jesus=Superman Xmas story?

  11. 11
    Tony! The Fucking Queer Shoop!

    Naked Bunny:

    The closest I can think of is the more ethnically diverse Earth-D, which of course got destroyed right after being introduced.

    Which I’d have appreciated more if it had been created before Crisis on Infinite Earths, as opposed 10+years later.

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    timgueguen:

    Thinking about the idea I’m surprised DC hasn’t done one of their “Elseworlds” things where Superman or Batman are black.

    I’d love to see a good writer tackle a young Kal-El being found and raised by a kindly black couple in the late 19teens, early 1920s. How different would Superman be I wonder?

  12. 12
    Akira MacKenzie

    Lepers and sinners… WHERE ARE THEY!!!

  13. 13
    Rey Fox

    Thinking about the idea I’m surprised DC hasn’t done one of their “Elseworlds” things where Superman or Batman are black.

    Well, there’s Steel, kinda sorta.

  14. 14
    Tony! The Fucking Queer Shoop!

    Rey Fox:
    Steel is a character inspired by Superman, though. He’s far from a black version of Superman.

  15. 15
    nich

    Cut out the last panel and you’ve got prime Bill Donohue rage-bait.

  16. 16
    anonanus

    One question:
    Does Batjesus have 12 Robins?

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