There was a creeper caught in Chicago.
A 70-year-old Tinley Park man accused of using dandelions to try to lure four Grissom Middle School children into his car last month…
Why? What horrible thing was he trying to do with these kids?
…told police he was actually trying to teach them about creationism.
Gaaaah! Well, it could have been worse, much worse. But it’s still rather awful that he was trying to poison those kids’ minds.
Police caught up with the man on Nov. 5, based on descriptions the children provided of him and his vehicle.
Asked about the incident, the man said he’d recently returned from a seminar debunking Darwinism. He said he wanted to share the information he’d learned that proved the theory of evolution "is false" with neighbors and children.
Now I’m curious, though. What creation seminar was this that drove a good Christian to drive about, trying to lure children into his car?
And why did the police just let him go?