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Oct 03 2013

Biology wins the discipline wars!

Finally, someone understands why biology is better than physics and chemistry.

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  1. 1
    Zeno

    What? Nothing about mathematicians?

  2. 2
    chigau (違う)

    Archaeologists do it in the dirt.

  3. 3
    Akira MacKenzie

    Ummmm… The Triassic is in the Mesozoic Era.

  4. 4
    CaitieCat, in no way a robot nosireebot

    Linguists do it cunningly. :)

  5. 5
    DataWrangler

    Statisticians do it with random deviates.

  6. 6
    Rob Grigjanis

    More nefarious anti-physics propaganda fueled by coupling constant envy.

    Hello! Grand Unification. High energy interactions. Quark-gluon action so hot you can’t tell up from down. Or strange from charm, or top from bottom! Asymptotic freedom, man.

  7. 7
    Trebuchet

    http://xkcd.com/435/

  8. 8
    Cynickal

    Business majors… Uhm…
    … Spend a lot of time in a dark room listening to Portishead, sobbing uncontrollably while masturbating furiously.

    Sigh… I’m so lonely.

  9. 9
    magistramarla

    So how hot is the relationship of a combination biologist/chemist/computer scientist with a Classical languages linguist/historian?

  10. 10
    Kimpatsu

    What does attraction have to do with sex?
    The comic is half-right; biologists are more fucked up than physicists…
    :D

  11. 11
    mnb0

    In addition to @6: sex is impossible without harmonic oscillations.

  12. 12
    alanuk

    You are all just stamp collectors.

  13. 13
    AJS

    There’s still an implicit assumption in there that (two-person) sex is objectively good.

    Shame on you for blatant discrimination against asexuals and autosexuals! ;)

  14. 14
    Rutee Katreya

    Wouldn’t chemists be incredibly open to orgies, if this is the logic being employed?

  15. 15
    Weed(less) Monkey

    Just to make sure everyone’s seen it… the alt text to Trebuchet’s #7 is giggleworthy.

  16. 16
    Isaac

    Astronomers do it in tractors:
    http://www.astromatic.net/software/sextractor

    Quark-gluon action so hot you can’t tell up from down.

    Oh my.

  17. 17
    anchor

    At least some physicists are concentrating on what’s behind chemistry and biology and all the other stuff.

    I’m with AJS, but physics might just eventually also help give biologists and chemists a little more insight on how biochemical complexity might be manifested elsewhere with mechanisms engineered through natural selection that are utterly foreign to our parochial thinking on a single planet. (Obligatory ;)

  18. 18
    Weed(less) Monkey

    Oh my.

    George Takei’s voice is assumed <3

  19. 19
    ibyea

    Ouch, that is a low blow to physics. ^_^

  20. 20
    marcusbailius

    Mmm… I was told a long time ago, that physicists actually invented sex. Remember, every couple has its moment in a field…

  21. 21
    erik333

    I smell physics envy.

  22. 22
    Ichthyic

    I’m betting Brian Cox does pretty well for himself.

  23. 23
    Dr Marcus Hill Ph.D. (arguing from his own authority)

    Yeah, but it’s all from D:Ream groupies…

  24. 24
    lijdare

    Sorry, but geologists are forever getting their rocks off….

  25. 25
    David Marjanović

    Geologists do drink lots of beer.

  26. 26
    ismenia

    I thought geologists do it in thrust zones. Or was it on bedding planes?

  27. 27
    f43d348k

    #6: or just stay newtonian with good old rigid body mechanics :)

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