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  1. hjhornbeck says

    I’d love to speculate why you’re so jubilant, but my lawyer has advised me to stay silent. ;)

  2. b. - Order of Lagomorpha says

    Ah, ha! Now we know the real reason for the beard; you’re hoping for a little mutation-to-tentacle action, aren’t you? :)

  3. lancelotgobbo says

    Poor Cuba – there is a BandAid covering it’s wounds. You should be ashamed for such abuse, PZ!

  4. Funny Diva says

    Happy Friday, PZ!

    I found Ronnie Tucker’s FB page so I could LIKE it. Xe’s GOOD!

  5. Corvus Whiteneck says

    What happened to America’s wang, aka Florida? It looks like 2 South Americas there.

  6. JohnnieCanuck says

    Originally careen meant to tilt a ship on its side by beaching it so repairs could be made to the hull. Career was the word that referred to moving rapidly and erratically. Languages evolve.

    Nowadays you have to be kind of pedantic to use career in this case and even moreso to comment on it.

  7. hjhornbeck says

    athyco @7:

    You may, however I also pay my lawyers to scan the web on my behalf , in order to gather up evidence of how big an asshole I am.

  8. Callinectes says

    Three possibilities, as I see it:

    1. PZ eventually genetically modifies himself. This is the proof of concept before moving onto more sweeping alterations.

    2. PZ’s true ancestry is star-spawn. When his second adolescence finally asserts itself, this is what we can expect the early stages to look like.

    3. PZ gets a cold on his birthday.

  9. F [is for failure to emerge] says

    That bandage is actually on the exobase, not the Earth’s surface, covering the hole where PZ pumped out the overabundance of greenhouse gasses. I speculate that this is why he’s so happy.

  10. UnknownEric the Apostate says

    Look at PZ’s left foot and where it’s resting. Tunguska has been explained! Where’s my Nobel?

  11. says

    Look at PZ’s left foot and where it’s resting. Tunguska has been explained! Where’s my Nobel?

    Too far west and south to be Tunguska. About the right place for Chelyabinsk, though.

  12. Gregory Greenwood says

    Tremble, insignificant mortals, before the non-Euclidian horror of PZ astride a space hopper!

    Ph’nglui mglw’nafh PZ-hulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn!

  13. poose says

    Three things come to mind:

    1 I agree-where the Hel did Florida go?
    2 Print up a batch of these and sell them for charity at the next event you attend.
    3 Since when did you gain Simpson DNA PZ? (count the fingers…)

    Thanks for the giggle on what’s been a world-class shit day for me.