You know how it goes: you’re in some sensitive position, like running for political office, trying to get tenure, or the college of cardinals is reviewing your candidacy for the papacy, but you just can’t keep your cell phone in your pants — you’ve gotta send pictures of your penis to random women. We’ve all been there, am I right, guys? So you need a pseudonym. A cool synonym. One that will look really good when your peccadillos hit the newspapers.
Fortunately for those of us with limited imaginations, we now have a Carlos Danger name generator.
Ladies, check your phones for an extra special message from Diego Smash.
And delete it on sight, because it sure as heck isn’t from me.