This new, deeply silly movie Pacific Rim actually prompts a good question: How may people does a Kaiju need to eat every day? This is important to know, just in case I ever want to keep a 2500 ton sea monster as a pet.
It turns out to be on the order of a dozen a day, which is disappointing. I don’t flunk that many students — not even close — so I’m going to have to find another source of expendable meaty biomass.
Republicans, maybe? I suppose it depends on whether Kaiju have taste or not.