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Jun 24 2013

Brave Sir Ken…still running

You know, Ken Ham has this standing challenge to debate Aron Ra and me, and he seems to be in denial. But still, take a look at the new image he has on his facebook page:

chickenham

I don’t think he’s capable of “defending it”.


I like the point made in the comments that his slogan is missing three “sh”s.

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  1. 1
    Avo, also nigelTheBold

    He just doesn’t want to give evolution any legitimacy by debating with a darwinist. Yes, I know. He’s said in the past he really wants to debate someone with a PhD in biology, but since darwinism will have been shown to be a hollow shell (Real Soon Now, for the last several decades), there’s no need.

    In fact, he doesn’t want to stoop to the level of all you darwinists, what with your hypotheses supported by dirty facts and observations. He prefers the clean, smooth taste of pure conjecture, unsullied by measurements and internal consistency.

  2. 2
    Gregory in Seattle

    Isn’t he in jail? Or am I thinking of a different tax-dodging creationist charlatan?

  3. 3
    holytape

    His slide is missing a couple of “sh”‘s.

  4. 4
    AussieMike

    His slide is missing a couple of “sh”‘s.

    Holy “sh”it, you’re right.

  5. 5
    David Marjanović

    Isn’t he in jail? Or am I thinking of a different tax-dodging creationist charlatan?

    The convicted tax dodger is Kent Hovind, not Ken Ham.

  6. 6
    =8)-DX

    @Gregory. The one in jail is the learned “Dr” Kent Hovind. Not that Ken is any more honest or religio-eyed, but Kent was dishonest to the wrong people – the tax office.

  7. 7
    Marcus Ranum

    When the bible was written: were you THERE?!

  8. 8
    Pierce R. Butler

    Does that ratio in the upper left represent the proportion of words to falsehoods?

  9. 9
    Glen Davidson

    He forgot to include “Lying about science and scientists.”

    Come on, Ken, why not be proud of what you do? The fact that it’s a slimy dishonest fraud can’t be bothering you any more, can it?

    Glen Davidson

  10. 10
    Paulino

    @holytape

    pure gold! :D

  11. 11
    Sili

    Capitals, you fucker! Capitals!

  12. 12
    DrewN

    @Sili

    His grasp of grammar is as strong as his grasp on science.

  13. 13
    DrewN

    *His grasp on grammar. Curse of the pedant.

  14. 14
    Gregory in Seattle

    Got it, thanks. Hovind, Ham… it is so difficult to tell these nutcases apart.

  15. 15
    kreativekaos

    Gotta admit… that last line about the missing ‘sh-’s was pretty funny! Touche!

  16. 16
    PDX_Greg

    Good on holytape for suggesting the “sh”s.

    Of course, Mr. Ham would be unqualified to represent shit, because, hey, shit’s real.

    Let us also note that whenever Ham is consumed, shit is produced.

  17. 17
    kreativekaos

    holytape– good catch on the missing sh-’s!

    For winning first prize in the comedy/satire division of FtB, you win a free, all-expenses paid trip to Turin to see The Shroud, courtesy of Vatican, Inc.

  18. 18
    Rey Fox

    COO COO CA CHA! COO COO CA CHA!

  19. 19
    tacitus

    Hovind was dumb enough to put his money where his mouth was (i.e. he attempted to follow through on his belief that his ministry didn’t owe the government a dime).

    Ham is smart enough to know that the rules are such that he can still make a fortune fleecing his folk without having to break any of them.

  20. 20
    erik333

    @19 tacitus

    So Jesus doesn’t own a wallet?

  21. 21
    Alexandra (née Audley)

    … And yet he still looks totally constipated.

  22. 22
    feralboy12

    So Jesus doesn’t own a wallet?

    No, and neither does he have a checking or savings account, having been barred from most banks for kicking over tables and shit.

  23. 23
    PZ Myers

    It looks like I’ll be in Houston on 1 August whether Ham grows a spine or not. I guess I’ll be able to talk about the foolishness of AiG without him there to disagree.

  24. 24
    Nerd of Redhead, Dances OM Trolls

    Hmmm….Hamikins appears to be Beawk to defend his version of creationism….Oh, that means his slide lies….

  25. 25
    robster

    Gee, thanks Ken. It has been a problem for many, what with constant updates and viral outbreaks. Now with you on side with all your positive goodness, It will no longer a problem ever again, Windows will boot, the internet will speed up and the holy spook and the baby jesus will remain just as silent and invisible as usual. Now, how about sorting out injustice, disease and malnourishment with the spook and jesus, Ta.

  26. 26
    theophontes (恶六六六缓步动物)

    @ feralboy12

    having been barred from most banks for kicking over tables and shit.

    “bank” is Afrikaans for “stool”, original “bankje” in Dutch, which is the diminutive of the object serving as source of the word “bank” (from Italian: “banco” = “bench”). “stool” is also a variant word describing what Ken spews and monkeys fling.

    /fun_with_words

  27. 27
    keelyn

    Right!

    “believing it. defending it. proclaiming it.”

    Oh, and never having to explain it. Got it, Ken.

  28. 28
    dannicoy

    that took me a couple of seconds…
    well played sir, well played

  29. 29
    rossthompson
    So Jesus doesn’t own a wallet?

    No, and neither does he have a checking or savings account, having been barred from most banks for kicking over tables and shit.

    That can’t be true; it’s well known that Jesus saves.

  30. 30
    shadow

    @29:

    Jesus saves

    but the Mongol Hordes.
    (from a button at OryCon).

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