Ladies, this is a delicate subject, and I’ll have to ask you to step out of the room for a bit while the men talk among themselves.
Gentlemen, I am sure you are aware of this common problem: the ungratified libido. It’s quite common in younger, unattached men who find themselves distracted by lustful thoughts, but it also springs up (heh) in surprising places: Muslim men of all ages are apparently terribly afflicted to the point of frustration, while even older and reliably partnered fellows like myself are occasionally isolated (for instance, by a goddamned snowstorm blowing into the upper Midwest in April and making travel hazardous for the next few days, so my wife is effectively stranded an hour away).
You know the usual solutions: cold showers, long walks, masturbation, alcohol. Or all four!
But haven’t you ever wanted a temporary anaphrodisiac? Something that would just make your testes shrivel into dessicated little raisins for a day or two, just so you could concentrate on other things?
Well, your prayers have been answered. We have the cure. We have discovered a post containing MRA erotica. I read it an hour ago, felt a strange swirling sensation in my nethers, and next thing I knew, I had the morphology of a Ken doll. Seriously, no interest left at all. Hormones…evaporated.
And as an extra bonus, my IQ shot up 20 points!
In case you’re reading this, Mary, stay safe, don’t risk the roads, I’m good for a while.