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Apr 04 2013

Another crummy leak

We’re really going to have to fire our tech guy — there has been another leak of sensitive information from the FtB backchannel.

Don’t read it. We’re already beginning the process of sterilizing Vancouver to limit the flow of information, and if any of you try to scurry off with our secrets, well, you won’t ever be able to use a toilet again without fear of a tentacle rising up and dragging you into the sewers.

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  1. 1
    sithrazer

    you won’t ever be able to use a toilet again without fear of a tentacle rising up and dragging you into the sewers.

    That’s why I use an outhouse!

  2. 2
    Louis

    It’s all true. The Space Lizards told me so.

    Louis

  3. 3
    Inaji

    a witch’s cauldron of menses and liquid misandry.

    :cackles: Pure poetry.

  4. 4
    FossilFishy (NOBODY, and proud of it!)

    Uhm, shouldn’t that be: “Another Crommy Leak” ?

  5. 5
    yazikus

    @Caine- I just posted about that same quote in the other thread. Jinx! I can’t wait to try to fit into everyday conversation, deadpan. It will be awesome.

  6. 6
    Inaji

    Yazikus:

    I just posted about that same quote in the other thread. Jinx! I can’t wait to try to fit into everyday conversation, deadpan. It will be awesome.

    I saw that. That phrase is magic, oh, and it will get used, at least here on Pharyngula. :D

  7. 7
    maudell

    Too late Ophelia. Don’t you know Vancouver is the home of the best, most active, men’s rights activist? I’m convinced they are planning to put up a devastating poster about this on an abandoned house. Freedom!

  8. 8
    maudell

    Hehe I cross read my blogs. Regardless, Ophelia, pz, same person right?

  9. 9
    Inaji

    Maudell:

    Regardless, Ophelia, pz, same person right?

    Well, there’s already going to be one unholy union, the more the merrier!

  10. 10
    PZ Myers

    Hehe I cross read my blogs. Regardless, Ophelia, pz, same person right?

    Oh, no, another person has cracked our secret files?

  11. 11
    wordofcase

    Damn you! You’ve disguised the sterilization as rain and clouds! Agggh! It burns! Agggh….

  12. 12
    Crommunist

    @FossilFishy: “Uhm, shouldn’t that be: “Another Crommy Leak” ?”

    Waah waaaaaah

  13. 13
    FossilFishy (NOBODY, and proud of it!)

    Oh yes indeed Crommnist, I live for the sad trombone. ‘Tis a failing I’ve never managed to correct.

    Fantastic piece by the way.

  14. 14
    steve oberski

    you won’t ever be able to use a toilet again without fear of a tentacle rising up and dragging you into the sewers.

    And here I thought I just wasn’t cleaning the damn thing often enough.

  15. 15
    ednaz

    Most excellent.

    *folds hands evilly*
    -

    : D

  16. 16
    theophontes (恶六六六缓步动物)

    you won’t ever be able to use a toilet again without fear of a tentacle rising up and dragging you into the sewers.

    Tentacles?

  17. 17
    John Morales

    theophontes, no, just a tentacle.

  18. 18
    jonmilne

    sithrazer

    That’s why I use an outhouse!

    Are you sure it’s not your tool shed?

  19. 19
    laurentweppe

    What? No secret account in the Cayman Islands? I’m disappointed

  20. 20
    Illuminata, Genie in the Beer Bottle

    :cackles: Pure poetry.

    100% cosigned.

    I’m still LOLing over the “tampons, tampons in the deep” comment.

  21. 21
    Crommunist

    No secret account in the Cayman Islands?

    Please. The CayMAN Islands? Never gonna happen…

  22. 22
    blf

    you won’t ever be able to use a toilet again without fear of a tentacle rising up and dragging you into the sewers.

    The kraken do that all the time here, in winter. In summer, there’s lots of sundried long pigs on the beaches, but not so much in the winter. Hence, the kraken invade the plumbing when on the hunt for for some fresh munchies…

  23. 23
    David Marjanović

    Please. The CayMAN Islands? Never gonna happen…

    Thread won.

  24. 24
    shouldbeworking

    Toronto can use the major cleaning action too. (Toronto: the city Canada loves to hate)

  25. 25
    JohnnieCanuck

    Not without cause, not without cause do we hate Toronto.

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