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Another crummy leak

We’re really going to have to fire our tech guy — there has been another leak of sensitive information from the FtB backchannel.

Don’t read it. We’re already beginning the process of sterilizing Vancouver to limit the flow of information, and if any of you try to scurry off with our secrets, well, you won’t ever be able to use a toilet again without fear of a tentacle rising up and dragging you into the sewers.

Comments

  1. sithrazer says

    you won’t ever be able to use a toilet again without fear of a tentacle rising up and dragging you into the sewers.

    That’s why I use an outhouse!

  2. yazikus says

    @Caine- I just posted about that same quote in the other thread. Jinx! I can’t wait to try to fit into everyday conversation, deadpan. It will be awesome.

  3. says

    Yazikus:

    I just posted about that same quote in the other thread. Jinx! I can’t wait to try to fit into everyday conversation, deadpan. It will be awesome.

    I saw that. That phrase is magic, oh, and it will get used, at least here on Pharyngula. :D

  4. maudell says

    Too late Ophelia. Don’t you know Vancouver is the home of the best, most active, men’s rights activist? I’m convinced they are planning to put up a devastating poster about this on an abandoned house. Freedom!

  5. says

    Hehe I cross read my blogs. Regardless, Ophelia, pz, same person right?

    Oh, no, another person has cracked our secret files?

  6. wordofcase says

    Damn you! You’ve disguised the sterilization as rain and clouds! Agggh! It burns! Agggh….

  7. FossilFishy(Anti-Vulcanist) says

    Oh yes indeed Crommnist, I live for the sad trombone. ‘Tis a failing I’ve never managed to correct.

    Fantastic piece by the way.

  8. steve oberski says

    you won’t ever be able to use a toilet again without fear of a tentacle rising up and dragging you into the sewers.

    And here I thought I just wasn’t cleaning the damn thing often enough.

  9. jonmilne says

    sithrazer

    That’s why I use an outhouse!

    Are you sure it’s not your tool shed?

  10. Illuminata, Genie in the Beer Bottle says

    :cackles: Pure poetry.

    100% cosigned.

    I’m still LOLing over the “tampons, tampons in the deep” comment.

  11. blf says

    you won’t ever be able to use a toilet again without fear of a tentacle rising up and dragging you into the sewers.

    The kraken do that all the time here, in winter. In summer, there’s lots of sundried long pigs on the beaches, but not so much in the winter. Hence, the kraken invade the plumbing when on the hunt for for some fresh munchies…

  12. shouldbeworking says

    Toronto can use the major cleaning action too. (Toronto: the city Canada loves to hate)