Mar 27 2013

Mandatory style statement

I just want you all to know that when I arrived at my mother’s house last night, she was wearing this t-shirt. Why aren’t you? She clearly recognizes the objective beauty of the item, so I don’t know what your problem is.


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  1. 1
    Raging Bee

    I see PZ is BIG IN JAPAN!!

  2. 2
    Raging Bee

    And what does the script say — “evil little thing?”

  3. 3

    Why? Because they (still) aren’t available in my size, that’s why!

  4. 4
    PZ Myers


  5. 5
    chigau (違う)

    The script is
    fa rin gu ra
    close enough

  6. 6

    Best. Mom. Ever.

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    Thumper: Who Presents Boxes Which Are Not Opened

    The Tshirt’s fucking cool :) but it’s not really “me”… I so want one of their “People’s Republic of Pharyngula” buttons, though.

  8. 8
    Chris Clarke

    I still don’t see why I have to wear mine at work. I telecommute, PZ. I’ve explained this to you. Uniforms don’t make sense in a telecommuting context. Also 50-50 makes me break out.

  9. 9

    So cute! But why is the middle-aged guy with a beard blocking my view of the octopus?

  10. 10

    The script either says poopyhead or type slogan here.

  11. 11
    chigau (違う)

    What else are you wearing Chris?

  12. 12

    Also 50-50 makes me break out.

    You could just wear a long-sleeved shirt under it. ;)

  13. 13
    Chris Clarke

    What else are you wearing Chris?

    A terry cloth dressing gown and swim fins. STOP OBJECTIFYING ME.

  14. 14

    Here’s another style statement: http://www.maximoriera.com/html/projects.php

    I immediately thought of P.Z. when I saw this.

  15. 15
    chigau (違う)


    A terry cloth dressing gown and swim fins.

    What a coincidence!
    What colour fins?

  16. 16

    I would like a shirt that involves a giant PZ crushing a church with his foot while shooting lazer beams out of his eyes at the theists, who are naturally running away. This shirt is a good stopgap though.

  17. 17
    Thumper: Who Presents Boxes Which Are Not Opened


    Hahaha! We should all club together and by his squidlyness that. As an evil overlord, he needs a throne.

  18. 18

    Thumper, exactly what I was thinking. Maybe a “Chair for the Lair” campaign.

  19. 19
    thunk: turmite city

    I do! All the time, at quizbowl tournaments.

    I once met two pharyngulite lurkers this way.

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    chigau (違う)

    Hi thunk!

  22. 22

    Damn, just stopped by to post that link to the Octopus Chair, and see I was scooped. I think we should buy it for Janet Voight, just to keep PZ’s ego in check. ;-)

  23. 23

    Sorry P.Z. but I have just ordered the “No Gods No Masters” T shirt instead

  24. 24

    Years ago I bought a PZ-T which consisted of a Christian fish being pursued by a squid. It’s not in the Pharyngula store, but it was featured in one of the posts. I’ve no idea if it’s still for sale.

    For Christmas, though, I got something very wicked: the ‘Cathulu’ shirt.

    A way to both honor Pharyngula … and keep PZ’s ego in check. Awesome.

  25. 25
    Curt Cameron

    Was that image adapted from Mr Sparkle?

  26. 26

    I love the review that followed:

    Super cute, comfortable, vibrant print and a bit confusing, this shit ticks all the right boxes ^_^

  27. 27

    i AM j ust now rexovering my visionn after loking at your shirt. Please warn people next time, PZ. .

  28. 28

    See, if you ask me, that tee-shirt is just going to encourage the REALLY deranged PZ fans to write some truly terrifying fanfiction.

    Then again, “take your fame however you can get it” is the American way…

  29. 29

    Love it! You look so cut!

  30. 30
    Alexandra (née Audley)

    To be totally honest here: I think I’d be a little wigged out if I saw my mom wearing a shirt with a picture of me on it. I mean, my mom’s awesome, but that’s just creepy.

  31. 31

    Great T-shirt, one problem though, “we’ve printed “pharyngula.org” on the right sleeve “. That should probably be updated.

  32. 32
    Azkyroth Drinked the Grammar Too :)

    Love it! You look so cut!


  33. 33

    It’s in the wash…

  34. 34

    My problem is that $40 is a bit steep for a T-shirt =P
    That said, it is rather cute.

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