Silly PZ. Cats are some of the most scientifically minded creatures alive. They’re continually making observations, testing and retesting hypotheses. They take nothing for granted.
Just yesterday, my cat decided to once again verify previous experimental results that strongly suggest he’s not allowed on the counter, and indeed, yesterday’s results support the theory that he’s not allowed on the counter. But he’ll verify those results again tomorrow, I guarantee it.
Is it just me, or the cephaLOLpod is inserting it’s tentacle in the cats nose in order to reach to his brain, control it, and dominate the world with a newly achieved mammalian cuteness?
Cats do science. In fact, many of them have dual-emphases in Physics and Biology. I remember that my cat conducted countless dissection experiments on the local rodent population, as well as doing practical demonstrations of physics – particularly, her clever use of gravity to jump from the house roof onto unsuspecting members of the household.
No discussion of cat science is complete without reference to Fritz Leiber’s “Space-Time for Springers”, in which the narrator conclusively demolishes the presupposition that in order to move from one point to another, one must necessarily cross the space in between.
I also felt like a MOST unholy union was being suggested. Stuff of nightmares that, or maybe bad acid trips, I’m not very explored in terms of mind altering states.
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Brownian
29 June 2012 at 8:48 am (UTC -5) Link to this comment
Silly PZ. Cats are some of the most scientifically minded creatures alive. They’re continually making observations, testing and retesting hypotheses. They take nothing for granted.
Just yesterday, my cat decided to once again verify previous experimental results that strongly suggest he’s not allowed on the counter, and indeed, yesterday’s results support the theory that he’s not allowed on the counter. But he’ll verify those results again tomorrow, I guarantee it.
That’s some rigor.
michaeld
29 June 2012 at 8:52 am (UTC -5) Link to this comment
Bah culinary interests are often just a cruder form of scientific interest.
timgueguen
29 June 2012 at 9:07 am (UTC -5) Link to this comment
Actually they’re consulting on the current status of the joint octopus/cat conquest of humankind.
Audley Z Darkheart, ass-sociologist extraordinaire
29 June 2012 at 9:25 am (UTC -5) Link to this comment
Brownian:
Doc Bill
29 June 2012 at 9:28 am (UTC -5) Link to this comment
Looky, looky!
ZOMG!! Kitties!!!!
tierra de antilopes
29 June 2012 at 10:10 am (UTC -5) Link to this comment
Is it just me, or the cephaLOLpod is inserting it’s tentacle in the cats nose in order to reach to his brain, control it, and dominate the world with a newly achieved mammalian cuteness?
tierra de antilopes
29 June 2012 at 10:12 am (UTC -5) Link to this comment
(I totally stole the “cephaLOLpod” from @proterozoic: http://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2012/06/22/friday-cephalopod-begging-for-the-lolcephalopod-treatment/#comments)
mythbri
29 June 2012 at 10:38 am (UTC -5) Link to this comment
Cats do science. In fact, many of them have dual-emphases in Physics and Biology. I remember that my cat conducted countless dissection experiments on the local rodent population, as well as doing practical demonstrations of physics – particularly, her clever use of gravity to jump from the house roof onto unsuspecting members of the household.
Gnumann, quisling of the MRA nation
29 June 2012 at 10:54 am (UTC -5) Link to this comment
The first one kinda reminds me of the saddest of songs
Pierce R. Butler
29 June 2012 at 11:49 am (UTC -5) Link to this comment
No discussion of cat science is complete without reference to Fritz Leiber’s “Space-Time for Springers”, in which the narrator conclusively demolishes the presupposition that in order to move from one point to another, one must necessarily cross the space in between.
magistramarla
29 June 2012 at 12:23 pm (UTC -5) Link to this comment
Kitty is thinking – “mmmm, calamari”.
Susannah
29 June 2012 at 1:31 pm (UTC -5) Link to this comment
Brownian,
All it takes is one white crow … But you might have to look at a lot of crows.
anuran
29 June 2012 at 3:42 pm (UTC -5) Link to this comment
I can haz tentacoo wape?
andrewriding
30 June 2012 at 11:43 am (UTC -5) Link to this comment
I also felt like a MOST unholy union was being suggested. Stuff of nightmares that, or maybe bad acid trips, I’m not very explored in terms of mind altering states.
Happiestsadist
3 July 2012 at 10:18 am (UTC -5) Link to this comment
What the fuck, Anuran?