The President is running a poll
The White House is asking you to nominate candidates for the Presidential Citizens Medal, an honor awarded for ‘exemplary deeds of service’.
I can think of a few dozen people in the godless/scientific community I’d nominate, but looking at your contrary performance in that last poll I brought up, you’d probably just pick the one who looked most like a cat. Or owned the most cats. Or likes cats the most. So you’re just on your own here.
I guess that means Jerry Coyne is a shoo-in…
First recommendation: Jessica Ahlquist. She probably likes cats. But despite that, she’s an excellent choice to push.
Cuttlefish:
April 18th, 2012 at 2:08 pm
Jessica Ahlquist.
PZ Myers:
April 18th, 2012 at 2:09 pm
Oooh, excellent choice. I’m putting that up top.
steve oberski:
April 18th, 2012 at 2:12 pm
… and her cat.
JT Eberhard:
April 18th, 2012 at 2:12 pm
Look, I don’t want to brag and say I beat you to this…
…but I totally beat you to this.
scottm:
April 18th, 2012 at 2:25 pm
Chris Rodda!
robro:
April 18th, 2012 at 2:25 pm
That’s for giving us Jessica’s name because otherwise I was going to have to look it up. She was the first person that came to my mind…other that yourself, of course :–)
alanwilliamson:
April 18th, 2012 at 2:27 pm
She is an evil little thing. I saw her at the Reason Rally. Hard to believe she is only 16 years old. I hope Jessica gets the award.
Glen Davidson:
April 18th, 2012 at 2:31 pm
Owl.
Eats cats and yappy little dogs.
Glen Davidson
chigau (違う):
April 18th, 2012 at 2:32 pm
How about Justin Griffith?
Caine, Fleur du mal:
April 18th, 2012 at 2:34 pm
Nominated Jessica Ahlquist, my submission just went through.
pentatomid:
April 18th, 2012 at 2:42 pm
Jessica Alquist would be my choice as well. I wonder if the people at the White House would be brave enough to give an atheist responsible for the removal of a prayer a medal, though.
Caine, Fleur du mal:
April 18th, 2012 at 2:45 pm
pentatomid:
I don’t know, but I made sure to mention Palumbo’s Evil little thing in my nom.
charlessoto:
April 18th, 2012 at 2:48 pm
Just voted for Jessica. God bless America!
fallingwhale:
April 18th, 2012 at 2:51 pm
Randi needs to get on this.
sambarge:
April 18th, 2012 at 2:56 pm
If I were American, I would nominate Jessica Ahlquist (or Sandra Fluke as a distant second). She’s young and she stood up against powerful forces to protect the Constitution – how more exemplary can you get than that?
Martin Wagner:
April 18th, 2012 at 2:59 pm
I am spreading the word on Facebook to nominate Jessica.
ibyea:
April 18th, 2012 at 3:11 pm
I nominated Jessica.
megs226:
April 18th, 2012 at 3:14 pm
I just nominated Jessica. I admire her so much. I’m an atheist AND a Rhode Islander and she’s such a role model for me… and so young! I hope other young atheists around the country take note of what she did and follow her example. Ahem, Tennessee…
boselecta:
April 18th, 2012 at 3:16 pm
Dag, yo. This is one of those occasions when I sad to not be an American.
Hey, they happen.
hockeybob:
April 18th, 2012 at 3:19 pm
Are there filters that prevent a nomination to be accepted? It’s rejected mine twice now… I’ll try using Internet Exploder next.
???
Caine, Fleur du mal:
April 18th, 2012 at 3:22 pm
hockeybob, did you have all the fields filled in? All of them are required. Also, if you’re running no script, you need to click ‘temporarily allow all’.
hockeybob:
April 18th, 2012 at 3:22 pm
Huh – it went through on IE. Another mystery solved.
hockeybob:
April 18th, 2012 at 3:24 pm
Thanks, Caine – I had all that allowed, but it kept coming up as “Bad Request” or something. Surprisingly, it did work on IE, so we’re all good.
rikitiki:
April 18th, 2012 at 3:26 pm
Oh, I hope this goes viral! Jessica is an excellent choice.
(My vote’s in)
Sean Boyd:
April 18th, 2012 at 3:27 pm
Not that I think this president will make an award to an atheist, especially during an election year, but I just nominated Jessica Ahlquist as well.
'Tis Himself:
April 18th, 2012 at 3:32 pm
I’ve loaded the ballot for Jessica. I don’t expect her to make it (Faux News would have fits) but it’s nice to remind the powers that be that atheists exist in the US&A.
Martin Wagner:
April 18th, 2012 at 3:34 pm
Loqi:
April 18th, 2012 at 3:39 pm
Supported.
When I grow up, I want to be just like Jessica Ahlquist.
=8)-DX:
April 18th, 2012 at 3:53 pm
*sob*
I piously voted squid. Now I’m not even allowed to vote Jessica Ahlquist due to geographical and cultural happenstance?!
*sob*
(That being said, your Mr. President has studiously avoided popular-vote-pushed issues before (*cough*weed*cough*).. Maybe nominate someone from the LGBT community?)
Pteryxx:
April 18th, 2012 at 4:04 pm
Here’s a summary of the criteria for the Citizens Medal, from the White House site. The nomination’s made by writing two short statements: why your nominee deserves the medal, and what impact their actions had on other individuals and/or communities.
I point this out because nominating Jessica Ahlquist isn’t just a fad for the secular community. She was committed to addressing the prayer banner and making a statement, endured harassment for it, and has flat-out stated that she’s trying to ensure the protection of the Constitution extends to everyone. She’s also been a speaker at Reason Rally and other conferences and is the (volunteer) high-school coordinator for CFI. Many folks have written to her or commented about how inspiring she’s been to them personally (even in this very thread!) She fits every point on the list.
pentatomid:
April 18th, 2012 at 4:16 pm
Yep, same here.
Rip Steakface:
April 18th, 2012 at 4:45 pm
She’s inspiring to me in particular, as we’re about the same age (I might be a few months older). Thankfully, my community tends to have a lack of flagrantly unconstitutional banners and such in public spaces, so you won’t hear about any 17 year old guys from Washington taking down Nativity scenes at the school holiday set.
gragra:
April 18th, 2012 at 4:49 pm
Done and done.
frankb:
April 18th, 2012 at 5:29 pm
I nominated Jessica too. For comments I should have said ditto for all the other great comments.
mackenga:
April 18th, 2012 at 5:45 pm
Oh – is this geographically restricted? I’m in the UK and just nominated Jessica Ahlquist anyway. The state drop-down included ‘Non-US state’ as an option so I decided to fire in a nomination and hope for the best – might be an option for other non-US citizens?
Markita Lynda—it's Spring after the Winter that wasn't:
April 18th, 2012 at 5:53 pm
JA is not being nominated for being an atheist but for standing up for the Constitution despite a shitstorm of hatred and threats from the Good Christians of her home state. Her whole family has been through a very hard time and I think a Citizen Medal of Honor would just put the icing on the recognition she’s had from people who support secular government.
Markita Lynda—it's Spring after the Winter that wasn't:
April 18th, 2012 at 5:54 pm
…and a hug from President Obama, too! He hugs them.
Markita Lynda—it's Spring after the Winter that wasn't:
April 18th, 2012 at 5:55 pm
Hey, it would probably cement the atheist vote!
malefue:
April 18th, 2012 at 5:57 pm
Yeah, seems like non-USians can participate. Just nominated Jessica Ahlquist too. Her town is Cranston, Rhode Island, btw.
Cuttlefish:
April 18th, 2012 at 9:48 pm
Hmm… It is not inconceivable that, if Obama is trying to paint Romney as a religious extremist, Jessica’s story could be spun into something that actually stands a chance of being chosen. The “religious extremists” (I doubt many were Mormons) certainly provide enough evidence that they hold the constitution in disregard, and self-caricature as villains. If Romney chooses to side against Jessica, he has to side with people who have issued death threats against a 16-yr-old girl who has (as the judge noted) the constitution on her side.
On the down side, of course, that stance will certainly work on a subset of his base.
Usernames are stupid:
April 19th, 2012 at 12:06 am
Tally another vote for Ahlquist, with mention of “personally defending the constitution and bill of rights even in the face of death threats” and “standing up to tyranny by the majority,” etc.
Go team!
Usernames are stupid:
April 19th, 2012 at 12:08 am
Even the guys? Otherwise, that’s kinda creepy.
Ichthyic:
April 19th, 2012 at 12:19 am
…and a hug from President Obama, too!
in 2008 I would have been excited at the prospect.
Now? Not so much.
Obama has been a bigger letdown than Clinton.
Progressivism in the US is truly, truly, dead.
I hardly knew ‘em.
*hangs head*
defaithed:
April 19th, 2012 at 1:56 am
Nominated! Great idea. (FYI, I’m a US citizen, but overseas – still, I had no trouble submitting the nomination.)
There’s a post with the same recommendation at The Atheist Experience, too:
http://freethoughtblogs.com/axp/2012/04/18/chant-jess-i-ca-jess-i-ca-jess-i-ca-chant/
One of the commenters there rounds up the required info, which I’ll take the liberty of copying here:
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Nominee’s name: Jessica Ahlquist
Nominee’s city: Cranston
Nominee’s state: Rhode Island (RI)
Nominee’s approximate age: 16 or 17
Was this nominee’s service performed outside of his or her regular job? Hmmm… Yes? No? Probably doesn’t matter.
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Folks, the deadline is April 24, so jump in and nominate Jessica! Or another atheist/humanist, of course, or anyone deserving – though it’d be awesome to see a massive, viral nomination for Jessica. It’s not just an atheist thing; her story also shows how one person – even young – can take part in the country’s system for addressing wrongs, and defend a vital freedom under the Constitution. How one person can stand up to bullies. How, in the end, the system can work to uphold what’s right.
(And, yes, there’s the atheist part: how we’re not going to quietly bow before religious violations of law – and how the courts are on our side in this!)
For the curious, I posted my nomination text on my blog; take a read if it might spark your writing. But I don’t doubt that everyone here can write an even more persuasive nomination. Please do so!
Rococo Gecko:
April 19th, 2012 at 4:33 am
What about Bradley Manning? He did a really brave thing, and you can take this opportunity to remind the White House that he’s not forgotten.
Loud:
April 19th, 2012 at 7:54 am
Nominated Jessica, and as a non-US citizen.
grahammartinroyle:
April 19th, 2012 at 8:16 am
If the Pres. has to announce this before the election then I doubt that J.A. will get a medal. He’s gotta get the votes in first before he can risk upsetting such a large body of voters. Pity that.
slydog:
April 19th, 2012 at 9:29 am
Let’s keep pushing this…
If you get enough wranglers working together, you could even move a herd of cats!
My nomination is in.
jacobsmith:
April 19th, 2012 at 3:15 pm
Jessica Alquist!
phrankeaufyl:
April 19th, 2012 at 4:04 pm
Why would you say Jessica Ahlquist “probably likes cats”? She seems rational to me.
anthonysaviano:
April 21st, 2012 at 3:15 pm
I still don’t get why the prayer banner is considered such a big deal by the atheist community. I understand that the constitution forbids any endorsement of a religious point of view by a publicly funded institution. But I don’t see why it should be a legal issue for a school to do that. So what if the school endorses Christianity? What is the school actually *doing* that hinders the students or faculty? What rules or policies are the students expected to follow (or activities in which they are expected to participate) that are religious in nature? What rights are being infringed upon by the banner? What can students do without the banner that they couldn’t do with it? What harm does the banner cause by its mere presence on the wall?
KG:
April 21st, 2012 at 3:36 pm
anthonysaviano,
You don’t think a public institution breaking the law is of any significance?
Ze Madmax:
April 21st, 2012 at 3:50 pm
anthonysavano @ #51:
Well, given that it’s a public school, that would be a breach of constitutional law. Which is kind of a big deal (and it would be as big of a deal if the school suddenly endorsed Islam or Judaism)
Besides wasting money defending a lost cause in court, you mean? How about breaking the law? I would argue that a public institution flaunting the law of the land sets a very bad precedent (which is demonstrated by the vitriolic reaction from the community towards Ms. Ahlquist).
None. But then, the issues wasn’t about policies or activities, but rather about a public display of religious symbols.
Specifically? See United States Constitution, Amendment I: “Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion”, which, in conjunction with the Incorporation Doctrine (which extends Constitutional protections beyond the actions of the Federal government to include state and local governments, including school boards) means that citizens have the right not to have their governmental institutions endorse one religion over others.
Nothing. So there is no reason for the banner, while there is a very good reason against it (i.e., it’s illegal!)
It suggests that specific religious traditions are above the rule of law, and that is perfectly okay for Christians to have their way when it comes to issues of separation of church and state.
Essentially, the Cranston school banner is one example of the kind of exceptional mentality that also led to an entire town attacking a high school student because she had the nerve to demand that the law be upheld.
If you don’t think there is something seriously fucked up with that, you are an idiot.
anthonysaviano:
April 21st, 2012 at 4:16 pm
Ze Madmax
#53:
I agree that it’s a waste of resources to fight a lost cause in court. But I was asking what the school was doing before that, when they were keeping the banner up all those years before Jessica complained about it. What has the banner’s presence done to hinder the students or faculty during that time?
You admit that the students are not expected to follow any rules/policies or participate in any activities that are religious in nature, and that this case is more about a visual display and symbols than anything with actual substance. You also admit that there is nothing students can do without the banner that they couldn’t do with it. I rest my case. Didn’t think it would be so easy.
The rest of your post is filled with vague non-answers and appeals to authority. I was hoping not to get appeals to authority, references to the constitution, etc., by specifically stating that I disagree with the law. I was hoping to bypass legal arguments by getting people to examine the supposed wisdom of this one aspect of the law. “Because it’s the law” is never a good justification for any action.
feralboy12:
April 21st, 2012 at 4:32 pm
If you’re with the Christian majority, nothing. If you’re not, marginalization and otherizing. You’re not one of us.
And by asking “Our Heavenly Father” to grant the most basic morals, scruples and ethics, perpetuates the stupid and destructive notion that these things are only available to Christians.