Excellent news, everybody! The octopus language has been translated, and it turns out that they’re all godless monsters who say the kinds of things I think…explaining my affinity for them, as well.
Pharyngula
Evolution, development, and random biological ejaculations from a godless liberal
Well played.
But what do they have to say about Tentacle Pot Pie?
Aha! So octopus are the real soft kitty.
meow
“You just bought 8 tickets to the gun show”…
Heehee! This is a keeper.
Very good.
Much better than the everyone’s leaving the other FtB bloggers got into.
Wondering about the conspicuous lack of Cthulhu-like thoughts.
An old OMSI friend, Bill, is coordinator of education (forget his actual title) @ Hatfield Marine Science Center. We haven’t talked much in recent years, but reconnected just last week – and he didn’t tell me this was coming!!!!
Bill, if you’re reading this, I swear I’m gonna leave disparaging messages on Greg’s site for not warning me to check the HMSC site today!
Seriously, this was classic…
I wonder how many times they had to rehearse those speeches before they could say some of that without just laughing out load.
good work.
“I want to choke the human out of you!”, made me choke on my calamari.
Great April 1st gag.
Absolutely outstanding. Well played indeed
Why didn’t they think to ask it who will win EURO 2012?
“…put your hand really close to my mouth”
octopus = kitty of the sea
Pearl (the octopus):
“I will choke all the human out of you.”
That cost me a keyboard, hilarious.