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Octopus are atheists

Excellent news, everybody! The octopus language has been translated, and it turns out that they’re all godless monsters who say the kinds of things I think…explaining my affinity for them, as well.


  1. fullyladenswallow says

    “You just bought 8 tickets to the gun show”…
    Heehee! This is a keeper.

  2. Crip Dyke, Right Reverend Feminist FuckToy of Death & Her Handmaiden says

    An old OMSI friend, Bill, is coordinator of education (forget his actual title) @ Hatfield Marine Science Center. We haven’t talked much in recent years, but reconnected just last week – and he didn’t tell me this was coming!!!!

    Bill, if you’re reading this, I swear I’m gonna leave disparaging messages on Greg’s site for not warning me to check the HMSC site today!

    Seriously, this was classic…

  3. unclefrogy says

    I wonder how many times they had to rehearse those speeches before they could say some of that without just laughing out load.
    good work.

  4. theoblivionmachine says

    Pearl (the octopus):
    “I will choke all the human out of you.”

    That cost me a keyboard, hilarious.