I do kind of feel like I’m living in a nightmare world of horrific, callous brainlessness, it’s true.
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billygutter01
5 March 2012 at 10:22 am (UTC -5) Link to this comment
Fantastic!
Glen Davidson
5 March 2012 at 10:23 am (UTC -5) Link to this comment
I thought that zombies wanted braaaaiiiiiinnnnns, though. So why…?
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Thomas Lawson
5 March 2012 at 10:24 am (UTC -5) Link to this comment
That’s cute.
davidct
5 March 2012 at 10:33 am (UTC -5) Link to this comment
I agree that de Botton is conciliatory to the point of mind mush. What he fails to realize is that effective marketing can be a completely secular activity. The techniques used by religion are not unique and we do not need our own cult to take advantage of them. The law in these parts suggests head shots for zombies.
pentatomid
5 March 2012 at 10:44 am (UTC -5) Link to this comment
Ha! Genius!
johnathanstabler
5 March 2012 at 10:59 am (UTC -5) Link to this comment
Original here: http://www.thetwentyfirstfloor.com/?p=3486
DLC
5 March 2012 at 11:22 am (UTC -5) Link to this comment
That’s some Cyberpistol you got there, Podnuh.
christdenier
5 March 2012 at 11:41 am (UTC -5) Link to this comment
De Botton writes about this crap apparently because he’s never actually experienced religion, as a friend of mine recently noted.
Gregory Greenwood
5 March 2012 at 12:03 pm (UTC -5) Link to this comment
De Botton is clearly infected.
*Hands PZ his Cyberpistol*
You know what you have to do.
Lynna, OM
5 March 2012 at 12:37 pm (UTC -5) Link to this comment
So, PZ, you got the gun after all?
And a very nice hat. It looks good on you.
Woo_Monster
5 March 2012 at 1:52 pm (UTC -5) Link to this comment
But religions are so good at indoctrinating kids. We must learn from them how to properly brain-wash people not yet matured enough to fend for themselves! That is the way to promote rationality and critical thinking.
Nemo
5 March 2012 at 5:10 pm (UTC -5) Link to this comment
This is a travesty. A one-bit scan saved as a JPEG!
carinade almeida
6 March 2012 at 12:53 am (UTC -5) Link to this comment
PZ with a weapon!!! *Insert evil laugh here*
birgerjohansson
6 March 2012 at 3:48 am (UTC -5) Link to this comment
When maintaining order in a post-apocalyptic society, there are groups of undead that might make even better sheriffs than P Z Myers.
I recall a story in Heavy Metal Magazine that had a vampire doing some very effective policing against the post-apocalyptic gangs of looters.
I am not certain about the optimal use of vampires in the accomodation debate, however.