We’re getting there. The nominations for August have been tallied, and the Molly goes to…
Amphiox
Next, September. You can remember back to September, can’t you? (I don’t think I can).
Oct 22 2011
We’re getting there. The nominations for August have been tallied, and the Molly goes to…
Amphiox
Next, September. You can remember back to September, can’t you? (I don’t think I can).
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chigau (almost)
22 October 2011 at 6:43 pm (UTC -5) Link to this comment
Congratulations to Amphiox!
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Did anything exciting happen in September?
feralboy12
22 October 2011 at 6:44 pm (UTC -5) Link to this comment
Chronosynclastic infundibulum!
My copy of The Sirens of Titan is on a shelf about two feet to my right. Win!
'Tis Himself, OM
22 October 2011 at 6:48 pm (UTC -5) Link to this comment
Congratulations, Amphiox. Your invitation to the monthly OM baby roast and orgy is being lost in the mail as I write this.
For September I nominate Jafafahots because he’s intelligent, witty, and something else that I forget AND A. Noyd for decisive, astute writing on numerous topics.
Aquaria
22 October 2011 at 6:56 pm (UTC -5) Link to this comment
Congrats to amphiox.
My votes go to Rey Fox and Rorschach.
Nerd of Redhead, Dances OM Trolls
22 October 2011 at 7:09 pm (UTC -5) Link to this comment
Congratulations to Amphiox. I’ll add a couple of days aging to your next grog.
Let’s see, my lists say *looks at pile of paper where lists are* nothing at the moment. I’ll get back later, after the shredder makes confetti of the junk.
Dick the Damned
22 October 2011 at 7:39 pm (UTC -5) Link to this comment
“chronosynclastic infundibulum”
Is that the whole of Morris, or just the campus?
Oh yeah, with all those feckin’ churches, it’s gotta be the whole of Morris.
SC (Salty Current), OM
22 October 2011 at 8:17 pm (UTC -5) Link to this comment
Congratulations!
For September,
consciousness razor
Dianne
Stephen Wells
(I can’t remember if any of them commented here in September specifically, but those are my general choices.)
cicely, Inadvertent Phytocidal Maniac
22 October 2011 at 8:53 pm (UTC -5) Link to this comment
Congrats, Amphiox!
KG
22 October 2011 at 9:20 pm (UTC -5) Link to this comment
Congratulations to amphiox (and to Brother Ogvorbis for July!)
For September: Rey Fox, consciousness razor and Dianne
SQB
22 October 2011 at 10:10 pm (UTC -5) Link to this comment
Congratulations, Amphiox, and my vote for September goes to Louis.
A3Kr0n
22 October 2011 at 10:17 pm (UTC -5) Link to this comment
Fantabulistic Amphiox!
I don’t know who to vote for. Can I vote for Erin Breda’s “Why I’m an Atheist”?
Caine, Fleur du Mal عنتر
22 October 2011 at 10:35 pm (UTC -5) Link to this comment
Congratulations, Amphiox!
I’ll repeat myself from the last noms:
Jafafahots, who has been ignored much too long and always has sharp, insightful comments.
A. Noyd, who writes with clarity, incisiveness and patience.
Louis, who goes above and beyond when communicating with peoples and always provides amusement.
athyco
22 October 2011 at 11:57 pm (UTC -5) Link to this comment
So well-deserved, Amphiox! It makes a September vote much easier since there were two names with many check marks on my list. Now that you’ve been mollified, my choice is clear.
Here, then, is a ballot marked A. Noyd.
otrame
23 October 2011 at 2:15 am (UTC -5) Link to this comment
Grats, Amphiox. Very well deserved.
Louis and Diane are my choices for September.
The Ys
23 October 2011 at 2:32 am (UTC -5) Link to this comment
Congrats!
ChasCPeterson
23 October 2011 at 4:23 am (UTC -5) Link to this comment
You know, Jerry Garcia owned the movie rights to Sirens of Titan. Supposedly there’s a draft screenplay he did with Terry Southern.
There’s a project I’d like to see.
drewl, Mental Toss Flycoon
23 October 2011 at 7:20 am (UTC -5) Link to this comment
Congrats Amphiox!
I’d be happy with any of the noms upthread, but I’ll vote Dianne for some serious heavy lifting and sweet fact smackdowns.
drewl, Mental Toss Flycoon
23 October 2011 at 7:26 am (UTC -5) Link to this comment
Also Chas @ 16, I’m now very curious about that project. More for JG, but also TS. Thanks for the tangent!
scooterskutre
23 October 2011 at 7:27 am (UTC -5) Link to this comment
I trap the neigbors’ cats. Their meat is gamy, and a bit stringy, gets caught between the teeth, but I am able to digest their cat souls, and project the mighty pussy at my job, wandering around, pretending to do something, and laughing at the mice.
Dan
23 October 2011 at 11:39 am (UTC -5) Link to this comment
This is where I learned about the “chronosynclastic infundibulum”. I wish I could find the entire movie. It’s hilarious, and weird satire…you know Vonnegut. and it even has Bob and Ray the funniest news team ever!
Father/Brother/Nephew/Cousin/ex-Mother-in-Law Ogvorbis, OM: Independently-Minded Baboon
23 October 2011 at 11:56 am (UTC -5) Link to this comment
Congrats, Amphiox.
I hereby third (or foruth, fitfh, or whatever) Louis. Xe has shoen remarkeable patience dealing with willfully obtuse trolls, semitrolls, demitrolls and learning noobies. It alwasys amazes me just how well treating someone seriously can either enrage or engage. Well done, Louis.
pj
23 October 2011 at 1:25 pm (UTC -5) Link to this comment
Ye yee! Conga-rats to amphiox.
For september I nominate Louis. His posts always make me want ask “What are you on, and can I get some?”.
Mattir
23 October 2011 at 2:54 pm (UTC -5) Link to this comment
Congratulations to Amphiox, and for September, Louis and Rey Fox.
Antiochus Epiphanes
23 October 2011 at 8:01 pm (UTC -5) Link to this comment
Puzzah!
Rohrschach and Rey Fox
Ogvorbis, Temorarily Disconnected From My Computer And Can't Sigh In
23 October 2011 at 8:03 pm (UTC -5) Link to this comment
And I just reread my #21 and ask that the powers-that-be do not judge my nomination based on my homages to Tpyos.
Giliell, the woman who said Good-bye to Kitty
23 October 2011 at 8:22 pm (UTC -5) Link to this comment
Congratulations, Amphiox!
I second A.Noyd
David Marjanović, OM
23 October 2011 at 10:19 pm (UTC -5) Link to this comment
…um… people… he’s a lowercase amphiox.
I can’t remember September at all and have probably missed many of the threads you’re talking about.
Caine, Fleur du Mal عنتر
23 October 2011 at 10:26 pm (UTC -5) Link to this comment
David:
Um, David, some of us capitalize proper names because it’s proper and the way most of us were taught.
Sili
24 October 2011 at 1:39 am (UTC -5) Link to this comment
So you’re taught to go against the wishes of the wearer? Do you call them Christian names, too?
Proper names are capitalised, if people want them capitalised. Personally I think bell hooks is a wanker for insisting on doing it off the Internet, but as a nym I don’t mind.
Anyway, congrats to OMphiox.
Rorschach
And for October: oniongirl (no capital) and Muse, the lesbian (no capital) lovers.
Classical Cipher, Murmur Muris, OM
24 October 2011 at 2:55 am (UTC -5) Link to this comment
Congrats to amphiox! I’ll renom Rorschach for consistent awesomeness and Louis for being hilarious.
Sastra
24 October 2011 at 8:03 pm (UTC -5) Link to this comment
Well deserved Molly for amphiox. Congrats!
For September:
consciousness razor
A. Noyd
Antiochus Epiphanes
24 October 2011 at 8:11 pm (UTC -5) Link to this comment
[OT]
Sastra: Do you still have my e-mail? Could you send me that pic…you know the one that PZ took, but is not in? (Thanks, Squidly OL). Thanks
[/OT]
Muse (evidently temptress of Pharyngula women)
24 October 2011 at 9:40 pm (UTC -5) Link to this comment
I’m for Dianne and Louis
kristinc
24 October 2011 at 10:03 pm (UTC -5) Link to this comment
Dianne and Louis for me too. Dianne is fierce and articulate, Louis is patient and ever ready to lie in wait until he can skewer some absurdity.
Philip Legge
25 October 2011 at 5:03 am (UTC -5) Link to this comment
Chalk up another poster most impressed by Louis (very strong efforts by others such as Muse and Dianne notwithstanding).