Willard Mitt Romney, right now. (Artist’s impression.) Although.
Tag Archive: mitt romney
Sep 18 2012
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Aug 30 2012
GOP Festival of Lies, Day Two
Once again, on day two of the Republican National Convention, it was ominous how few mentions of the nominee himself were made. It wasn’t quite as stark as it had been on day one in the speeches of Chris Christie and others, but notable nonetheless. I asserted that the first night’s speeches were evidence that …
Aug 26 2012
Strange, Mindless, Near-Racist
My paraphrase of The Economist on Romney (words in bold used in the actual piece): “We’d love to love you, but you’re a strange man with mindless policy positions who says near-racist things. Please tell us you’ve been kidding.”
Aug 26 2012
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Right off the bat, Romney hits us with some unscripted juice. “My, oh my, you guys are great to be out here with this rain,” he says. He has declined the use of an umbrella and is getting rained on with the rest of us. He grins, jaw like a crescent moon. “This guy here …
Jan 17 2012
Mitt Romney’s Tax Returns Explanation, as Performed by Kermit the Frog
It’s obviously very important to Mitt Romney that people understand with absolute clarity what his position is on the release of his tax returns. To help him out, I’ve enlisted Kermit the Frog to reiterate Mr. Romney’s explanation from last night’s debate.
Oct 25 2011
Why, Oh Why Must I Have Mitt Romney’s Back?
”I’m delightful now!” I still hate Mitt Romney, but it continues to get under my skin when he gets knocked for presentational hangups he had four years ago, but has now largely gotten over. As much as I adore Rachel Maddow, for example, her hammering of Romney night after night for his rich-guy persona is beginning to border on …
Sep 16 2011
I Hate Mitt Romney. Mitt Romney for President!
I don’t think those of us in the reality-based community are sufficiently panicked about the prospect of a Rick Perry presidency. First, it’s foolish to think that Barack Obama has this election in the bag no matter who the GOP nominates. Second, Rick Perry is running away with this primary right now, besting Romney by double digits …
Aug 25 2011
In (Reluctant) Defense of Mitt Romney
EXCLUSIVE: Human beings enjoying the company of Mitt Romney I have no love for Willard “Mitt” Romney. He has consistently proven that he is an unprincipled opportunist who bends with every minor political breeze. There is no shortage of statements he’s made and positions he’s held that deserve criticism and ridicule. So my feeling is, let’s …


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