Clinton Did Not Want to Assassinate Assange (Warning: Infuriating Twitter Convo and Rant)


This post is basically going to be a long Twitter conversation between myself and an asshole, along with interjections from me here. Please note that I cuss a lot here… also, this is not as long as it looks, because it’s basically a whole lot of tweets. So keep that in mind. You’ll move through it faster than you think…

Basic intro… I’ve got three posts now about WikiLeaks and their bullshit. Of course some people are angry at me for that…

*record scratch*

What? Hold up… *runs off to Snopes*

Oh… oh I see where that comes from… oh okay…

You’d think that’s the end of that, right? I know Snopes isn’t the be all, end all, but for real. The claim that Clinton wanted to assassinate Assange is just blatantly false. So this person just admits that and moves on, right?

Come on.

Of course not.

Instead, they attach some wheels to the feet of that goal post and send it careening around the field…

*sigh*

I really should have seen that coming. But you know… I just had to have some hope that it would end there. But this fool went even further, to throw in some side shit that had fuck all to do with out conversation:

Oh great! I’m conversing with a racist! WOOOOHOOOOO DREAM COME TRUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Their response?

I just… I really should have blocked ND’s ass here, but for some reason I just kept it going. We got right back to this whole conversation about Clinton’s emails…

There is nothing there too difficult for me to understand. The other thing I understand is that we are talking about one specific thing: whether or not Clinton wanted to assassinate Julian Assange. That’s fucking it. In the context of this fucking conversation, I don’t give a flying fuck about anything else in those fucking emails.

So… (note: the rest of this convo comes with multiple points I should have blocked this asshole; that’s on me…)

WHAT IN THE FUCK IS THIS ASSHOLE EVEN TALKING ABOUT?!?

Am I wrong, here? This motherfucker right here absolutely insists that Clinton wanted to assassinate Assange. I sent him a link proving that she didn’t. It had nothing to do with the rest of her leaked emails.

But anyways…

Wow. Like… how…

Motherfucker I gave you evidence. So it came from a source not sufficiently anti-Clinton for you so you’re just gonna stand there and be an asshole? Fuck you.

Really should have blocked him there, but… (Jan. 14 edit: this is when I went to bed. Not sure why I completely ignored the time stamps. I’ve been sick for the last three weeks and, as a result, have been getting little sleep… explains why I’m only noticing this now…)

WHAT IN THE HELL DOES ANY OF THAT HAVE TO FUCKING DO WITH WHETHER OR NOT CLINTON WANTED TO ASSASSINATE ASSANGE?!? FUCK!

At this point, I finally try and get a little sleep. Wake up and… (nope… went to bed earlier)

Sorry I haven’t interjected up to this point. I’m gearing up for a rant…

I feel like this person’s favorite hat is made out of aluminum foil…

On Twitter, I’m letting them have the last word because it’s block time. On here, though?

This is my fucking blog and so I’m getting the last word.

Motherfucker… we started with ONE fucking proposition: whether or not Clinton wanted to assassinate Assange. I literally do not give a fuck about anything else in those fucking emails. Frankly, I’m fucking sick of those motherfucking emails. I really want to head back in time and meet the people who were about to hack the DNC so I can unplug their internet and kick them all so hard between the legs they throw up their fucking balls. Those emails are so fucking annoying I’d rather hear Gangnam Style for a month straight then hear about those fucking emails one more goddamn time.

And don’t get me fucking started on your racist ass.

Not racist?

YOU FUCKING RESPONDED TO BLACK LIVES MATTER WITH “THUG LIVES DON’T MATTER“. FUCK OFF YOU RACIST PIECE OF SHIT.

I need all of these simpering douchebags to take a planet full of fucking seats and shut all the way the fuck up.

And NDButterfield? You can go fuck yourself sideways into the ocean with a cactus. Oh and if you come here to post in these comments, I’m going to delete them and block you here, too. Because I hate free speech. *insert eye-roll gif here*

I’m done.

(Note: I’ve decided to remove ads on this post given what it is…)

Comments

  1. Dunc says

    The email he’s citing is a forward of a satirical piece by Andy Borowitz. He’s either a complete idiot or straight-up trolling. Maybe both.

  2. says

    Throwing clean gloves in a mud puddle doesn’t make the puddle any glovier.

    The “Clinton wanted to kill Assange” meme doesn’t hold water -- it looks like an early version of “fake news” to me. Obviously, it worked: confirmation bias is a powerful thing.

    The anti-Clintonites who are trusting Wikileaks and think that it’s “on their side” are in for the same kind of shock as the anti-Bushites who discovered that Wikileaks wasn’t “for” Obama, or “for” Clinton. They’re not “for” anybody, or even “against” anybody -- you may as well roll 2D20 and look on your “what gets Wikileaks most attention” table, if you want to predict any given outcome.

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