Even male urine is purer than female urine. Who knew? A Koranic scientist – that’s who. Ignore the oxymoron to learn the ‘science’ behind it:
(Via Iain Simpson on Facebook)
Dec 10 2011
Even male urine purer than female urine – who knew?
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Dhorvath, OM
December 11, 2011 at 12:36 am (UTC 1) Link to this comment
“This proves unequivocally that this is the true religion” Proof, your doing it wrong.
Hamilton Jacobi
December 11, 2011 at 1:26 am (UTC 1) Link to this comment
Which journal was the experiment published in? We need to see the details of the experimental procedure. Given the obvious anatomical differences, the claimed result may reveal nothing more than that it is harder to obtain a urine sample uncontaminated by fecal bacteria from a female infant than from a male infant (especially if you don’t even bother trying). In the absence of bladder infections, urine is supposed to be quite sterile, and I can’t see what effect gender could possibly have on this.
I would also like to read the grant proposal for this project.
BillyJoe
December 11, 2011 at 2:13 am (UTC 1) Link to this comment
I think you are correct.
Except in the case of a UTI, the urine of both males and females is sterile. It is indeed more dificult to obtain a clean catch specimen from a female, and the anatomical differences are the reason for this, and obviously so.
But let’s just push these nasty complications under the rug because Islam is now proven true.
Randomfactor
December 11, 2011 at 4:19 am (UTC 1) Link to this comment
This idiot failed to consider that the people collecting the urine samples might just be taking the piss, so to speak…
N. Nescio
December 11, 2011 at 7:13 am (UTC 1) Link to this comment
“Of course, this experiment was supervised by a professor from the International Commission on Scientific Signs in the Quran and the Sunna”
Of course. Wake me up when that Commission uses knowledge from the Quran and/or Sunna to accomplish something currently unknown to modern science. I’m not holding my breath.
had3
December 12, 2011 at 12:52 am (UTC 1) Link to this comment
Did you know male urine was purer? Huh? Huh? There, now you’ve learned something new.
InvincibleIronyMan
December 11, 2011 at 9:44 am (UTC 1) Link to this comment
Wow! Who says science is dead in the Islamic world? You have no idea what an nightmare it has been going through life without an answer to this very important question. Oh, the tears I have cried! The nights I have lain awake trembling in existential horror! It’s reassuring to know that the truly great mysteries of our universe are being investigated by intrepid Koranic scientists!
BillyJoe
December 11, 2011 at 11:08 am (UTC 1) Link to this comment
Oh, come on, you can’t be serious, invincible irony….oh, wait…
abear
December 11, 2011 at 4:59 pm (UTC 1) Link to this comment
Where is the study on the curative properties of camel urine?
SuperMental
December 11, 2011 at 5:31 pm (UTC 1) Link to this comment
He should have his body come on the ‘show’, urinate into a cup and then wash himself with it before prayer. Pure indeed.
Moron.
SuperMental
December 11, 2011 at 5:32 pm (UTC 1) Link to this comment
Buddy.. not Body roflmao
He should actually get together with Rick Santorum.. they most definitely have a lot in common.
Robert
December 11, 2011 at 8:03 pm (UTC 1) Link to this comment
There are fewer E coli bacterias in boys urine than in girls urine,and therefore Islam is the only true religion?!What utterly nonsense that is.
Martyn Hughes
December 12, 2011 at 1:43 am (UTC 1) Link to this comment
Ah, Quranic science. Where would we be without it?..
sunnydale75
December 12, 2011 at 8:00 am (UTC 1) Link to this comment
We’d still be trying to find fountains of youth and transmuting lead into gold or other such nonsense pursuits. How can there be *any* doubt, after this staggering revelation, that Quaranic science is the gateway to the true understanding of the cosmos?
Tony (my fingers seemed to resist the typing of the above; I feel dirty now)
Sunny
December 12, 2011 at 3:10 pm (UTC 1) Link to this comment
“This proves unequivocally that this is the true religion”
On that bright note, why don’t we all get together and give the chap a golden shower. Needless to say women are not invited.
jonas
December 13, 2011 at 9:44 am (UTC 1) Link to this comment
It’s the “Urinary Argument” or “Argumentum ad Urinam”: 1) Women piss me off 2) Therefore Allah.
Quite sophisticated theology (and science), you know…
karmacat
December 12, 2011 at 7:38 pm (UTC 1) Link to this comment
So is he planning on drinking urine? Even if one gender’s urine is less pure, who cares? Oh, yeah, this is “religion” where he needs to counter his own insecurity by putting women down…
adamatkins
December 13, 2011 at 3:41 pm (UTC 1) Link to this comment
Well it makes sense really, when a woman urinates she has to sit, which lowers the quality of the urine, but when a man does it he can stand. Men that sit to urinate also lower their urine quality though.
If you believe I’m serious, you just fell victim to poes law, which, if you think about it, speaks worlds about what can be expected from Islam’s proponents.
Paul
December 17, 2011 at 11:05 am (UTC 1) Link to this comment
Even were this even remotely likely to be true, wouldn’t it just mean that women are better at getting rid of all the nasty crud from their bodies than men, thus rendering them more awesome? Pee isn’t *supposed* to be pure.
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