Tired of your current bed partner? If you buy an iPad from XS4ALL, you’ll be able to switch
her it out for some other model! It’s super easy when human beings are simply-manipulated objects!
Bra-fucking-vo. Slow clap. Marketing a super-expensive computing toy to men who think the women in their lives are replaceable bed-warmers, because they’re the only demographic with disposable income — the misogynist asshat is evidently, after all, the fastest-growing privilege group.
I only wish this was a case of “this ad would never fly in THIS country”. We both know damn well it would probably spike their sales here. And my blood pressure.