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Tag Archive: Pat Robertson
Mar 04 2013
Pat Robertson: watch out for demons attached to secondhand goods!
Sorry again that I’ve been so silent — gigantic things are afoot in my life at the moment and it’s all I can do to keep myself from being plowed under. I’ll tell you all about ‘em as soon as I can. Pat Robertson has some helpful advice for those of you who have to …
Jan 19 2013
Robertson: Marriages are ruined by ‘hard-nosed’ and ‘slatternly’ women
Guy starts playing more video games and paying less attention to his wife. Son worries about his parents, writes to Pat Robertson for advice. Pat, naturally, blames the wife. “Pat, how are you gonna blame the mother?” “Easy!” Yeah, when your worldview is that the man is the head of the household and can do …
Nov 23 2012
The Atheist Grinches who Stole Christmas
The first thing I thought on reading this was, “they hate us for our freedoms”. This is a fundamental misapprehension of what atheists are trying to accomplish by keeping certain religions from establishing themselves as the “official” religions of a particular part of government, installing Christian iconography in public places and thus pushing out all …
Apr 10 2012
Pat Robertson: “Man up” and give money to the church against wife’s wishes
Oh yeah. That’s what I’m talking about. That’s the kinda take-charge attitude that’ll get you divorced in a hurry. Wife’s not a Christian? Family budget is in the red? Wife more concerned about feeding the kids than about your spiritual needs? Worried that God won’t like you if you don’t give ten percent of your …
Jan 06 2012
Pat Robertson: “Is mac and cheese a black thing?”
No, Pat. It’s usually yellow-orange. Depending on what kind of cheese you use, it might even come out completely white. I apparently missed this with all the hustle and bustle around this past Thanksgiving. I would have demanded we include a course of mac and cheese had I seen this in time. Well, there’s always …
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