I ended up an hour late to this one thanks to a work emergency that very conveniently came up just fifteen minutes before the start of Mock The Movie: Hercules. CA7746′s subtitle files should have me timeshifted appropriately, but I haven’t bothered to go and interweave my contributions back in sync with everyone else. Work …
Tag Archive: Mock the Movie
Sep 11 2012
Mock The Movie: Hercules, plus VLC live tweet stream!
Oh hey guess what time it is? Almost? In a few days? *crickets* That’s right, it’s time to MOCK THE MOVIE! YAY! *Kermit flail* Stephanie has the details, and our upcoming schedule: This Thursday, September 13, at 9 p.m. EDT, the mocking crew will subject ourselves to the Lou Ferrigno version of Hercules (currently available …
Sep 01 2012
Mock The Movie: In The Year 2889 transcript (and subtitles file!)
With little further ado, here’s the transcript for this week’s Mock The Movie. It was a stinker. It was like a psychological drama and a monster movie mashed up, with all the interesting bits removed. Yes, even the senseless deaths. For the subtitle file, in case you want to watch In The Year 2889 in …
Aug 28 2012
Mock The Movie: In the Year 2889
This Thursday at 9pm EST (UTC-5), we’ll be sneaking a peek into our distant future, where cannibal telepath supermutants harangue some atomic war survivors. Judging from the reviews on IMDB, it looks like the primary pass-times in the future are drinking moonshine, complaining, and being eaten. I mean, what else are you going to do …
Aug 18 2012
Mock The Movie: 2-Headed Shark Attack Transcript
This might be the first movie we’ve done that passes the Bechdel test. Yes, despite its obvious cheesecake premise, the presence of so many women in bikinis whose dialogs are organized to maximize the boobs-on-screen actually has a positive effect on that famous cinematic test where a film passes if two women have a dialog …
Aug 15 2012
My Geeks Without God podcast appearance: Ancient Aliens
CONvergence represented a whole bunch of firsts for me — the first time people recognized me from my blog before they introduced themselves as readers, the first time a blogger literally got in my face in real-life over a difference we had in philosophies, the first time I drove in a big city (e.g. bigger …
Aug 14 2012
Mock The Movie: 2-Headed Shark Attack!
Stephanie Zvan has the details, as well as our upcoming MTM schedule: What do you get when you combine Carmen Electra, the less-popular O’Connell brother, and the daughter of a professional wrestler? Heck if I know, but it’s called 2-Headed Shark Attack. It went straight to video. We’re going to watch it and mock it …
Aug 03 2012
Mock The Movie: Ninja Terminator transcript
The full transcript for Mock The Movie: Ninja Terminator. Stephanie has posted the trailer here in an effort to whip us into shape. We also brainstormed on movies last week, and picked over a dozen from archive.org and Netflix to kickstart this. As always, please, make your suggestions. Easily-obtained is far preferable for widest audience, …
Jun 09 2012
Mock The Movie: She Gods of Shark Reef transcript
This Mock the Movie event was everything we expected it to be, and so much less. Your usual Corman film from the 50s/60s, with all the drama coming from a hamfisted villain and a nonexistent deity, and the best acting came from the so-called shark, that you could almost believe was actually a full-sized and …
Jun 05 2012
Mock The Movie: She Gods of Shark Reef
We took a week off last week so we could get Dr Rubidium back in on the action. Of course, we’re going to haze her for taking so much time off by hitting her with a Corman film: She Gods of Shark Reef. She Gods of Shark Reef – Two brothers, one wanted for murder, …
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