Mock The Movie transcript: Laser Mission

For your reading pleasure, below the fold is the transcript for last night’s Mock The Movie. If you didn’t get a chance to see it, the download link’s in yesterday’s post, go grab it then come back here to read along as you watch. We start at 2:00:00 UMT, timestamps are below each line.
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Mock The Movie: Laser Mission

The movie poster for Laser Mission, starring Brandon Lee

If you’re one of those people whose friends have been known to say, “I’m never watching a movie with you again!” this is the event for you.

Quickly, secret agents! Obtain popcorn and booze and join us tonight — that’s right, this very night — in an action-packed mission to stop the KGB from obtaining nuclear weapons… made out of diamonds and laser beams! Can Brandon Lee stop a plot to misapply fundamentals of science in order to rule the world? Tune in to find out!

Have a Twitter account? Have some snark? Have a little bit of time tonight for a deliciously bad movie?
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